The Ottman Prophecies

Closing Up Shop

2010-01-09T15:40:00.000-08:00

Just thought I'd mention that I'm pretty much abandoning this blog for an indefinite amount of time (though I guess that was already clear.) Maybe I'll post again sometime this summer but I have no idea. I guess I don't feel the need to post here when I can just post on "Da Morgue" anyhow until we meet again.

Winter Break 2 Electric Boogaloo

2009-12-14T17:56:00.000-08:00

Might as well make a quick update as I try to post here at least once a month. So let's see, I've been done with classes since last Wednesday and thus far have mostly filled that gap with working, watching movies and bugging Paul about editing our anticipated group video project. Luckily everything is basically edited (though one sequence still needs some tooling) and now that I got Paul some more ram he can work on everything without it constantly stalling. It without a doubt will be up this week, I can't wait to start work on the next one.

So as I previously stated I've been busier than usual at Petco. I spent my last two saturdays playing Santa and posing for pictures with pets, which although amusing was a bit exhausting. I didn't expect to actually have kids ask me what they want for Christmas but I think I handled it fine, I live to perform.

As usual I've been watching lots of movies with my time off from school. I went on a kick where I watched the Sinbad trilogy in three days. For those who don't know, they're a series of fantasy films produced by Columbia Pictures featuring the excellent stop-motion effects of the legendary Ray Harryhausen, also famous for his work on Clash of the Titans, the original Mighty Joe Young and Jason and the Argonauts (my favorite film on the subject of Greek mythology.) Aside from the first one, they basically sucked but the effects and art direction were a real visual treat and inspiring in a way.

Christmas is coming up but I'm more interested in upcoming films and projects. I start classes again in early January with a lot of "hands on" courses coming my way. It's been great getting the opportunity to make video projects for school again, good times.

Shocktober 09'

2009-10-31T01:48:00.001-07:00

I just wanted to do a new post here because I'm tired of seeing that "Tough Times" post title on the sidebar over at DaMorgue. It just bums me out being reminded of that tough time before my dad passed away and although it's still "tough times" more or less, I've been doing okay. Things have returned to normality, at least much as there going to and I'm feeling fine. I'm back to my studies and really enjoying my Video Foundations class, I should probably have my first video for the class made by the end of next week, so that's exciting.

I was talking to Sean and Colin not that long ago and I think I've decided to join the Netflix club and open an account soon. I've been enjoying a lot of good horror movies lately and I'd like to see that continue through a little of November. Getting in the mood for Halloween came a little late this year but I'm definitely feeling it now. Watching the World Series is probably the only non-horror activity I've been doing lately, go Phillies by the way.

Tomorrow, or should I say today is Halloween but I'll probably just take it slow. Watch a few movies, carve a pumpkin, eat some candy, etc... Well that's it for now and I'll see ya when I see ya, happy haunting.

Tough Times

2009-10-07T23:37:00.000-07:00

Tough times have hit the family again as my dad is once again in the hospital. It's all so confusing and stressful right now but from what I understand he got a staff infection and has very serious blood clotting and his kidneys aren't properly functioning (This is all related to his surgery back in April.) There's far more too it but I have trouble understanding it myself, I'm not even sure if everything I just said made any sense. He's been in the critical care ward of Evergreen hospital since monday and no one has any idea how it could turn out. It hasn't gotten any worse since he was taken in but if he can't get healthy enough for another surgery enough, through antibiotics, he won't make it. All I and my family can do now is to hope for the best.

Zeptember (Like Led Zeppelin)

2009-09-21T17:37:00.001-07:00

Howdy everyone, here's what I suppose has become my monthly update. So I just started classes recently and everything looks to be promising. I finally have a hands on video production class which looks like fun. Though it's weird cause a bunch of people who introduced themselves were all like 'Yeah I used to do commercials for some company." Hmm, "Then why are you in this class?" I ask. It doesn't make sense it's like a beginner class. I guess people just like to exaggerate I was just like "I make stupid Youtube" videos and then the teacher said "Have I had you before?" and I replied "No but apparently I look like a lot of people" that got a good laugh, I'm awesome. Unfortunately my other two classes are online because that's the only form their offered in and they're required for my degree. Sometimes I wonder if technology is ruining some of the social aspects of education.

I got my work schedule perfectly balanced with my classes so although I'm busy I got it all in check. My free time has mostly been made up of watching all the various TV shows I've purchased recently. This includes; season 1 and 2 of Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 4 and Dexter: Season 2 which now my whole family is obsessed with or "all about" if you will. My dad and I are pretty wrapped up in it right now. Combine that with all the new fall shows on NBC and HBO (I'll elaborate shortly) and it's been crazy keeping up with everything.

So like I said my dad recently purchased HBO for the sole purpose of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was awesome seeing a brand new episode on it's premiere showing but aside from that HBO is not worth it at all. The other show to premiere was Bored to Death with Jason Schwartzman and Zach Galfianakis (okay but not particularly interesting) and then they just replay Entourage and a bunch of crappy movies over and over again.

I'm getting pumped for some of the upcoming movie and music releases and well... I guess that's everything I feel like reporting as of this moment. See you all in the funny pages, Otteni out.

August Rush

2009-08-13T18:22:00.000-07:00

It's been like a million years since I last poster here, so here's one of my typical update posts. (In time I'll also review my latest sega genesis purchases as well). So I've been working at PETCO for a little over a month now and that's been going quite smoothly. It can be pretty demanding with all the duties like; cashiering, restocking, taking care of all the animals, bagging crickets, cleaning and assembling cages, tuesday and thursday night freight and all the other small jobs, but at least I can say there's never a dull moment. I'm learning a lot anyways but I mostly prefer just working the front register and occasionally "closing" animals, you know like feeding them as the store closes. I'm not really too interested in talking about right now but you get the idea, seems like a pretty good first job and hopefully it'll give me plenty of diverse work experience, hurray!

I'm currently registering for what I hope is my last year at BCC, now officially Bellevue College according to the latest packet I got, so let's hope I can get enough credits for my associates. After that I still plan to transfer somewhere else for an additional two years or so to finish off my next degree. I've got a few ideas for different schools and talked to BCC counselors but I'll wait till I'm sure of something before I divulge any info, it seems very possible that I can finish my education in state.

Been pretty bored with a lot of the music and current movies I've been checking out lately, though I have high hopes for District 9. Seems like there might be some good stuff coming out next month with a new Ricky Gervais comedy The Invention of Lying, a new workplace comedy from Mike Judge Extract and that quirky looking new Matt Damon/Steven Soderbergh film The Informant!, so hopefully they'll be something good out of those. I'm still waiting for an album I can really embrace this year but who knows what's coming and when. Jet has a new album coming out next week but I'm keeping my expectations low due to the lameness of the lead off single. Lately I've mostly been listening to some older 70s bands again like The Raspberries, not to mention I've been revisiting the music of the Fab Four once again for you know what, awesome.

Still hope to get in a few more shorts and video productions before the end of summer. AJ and I are going to be working on a faux horror movie trailer he's been wanting to do for a while. I've been pretty much putting it off but we brainstormed a few weeks back and I think it could be very funny. We might film some stuff this Saturday if anyone's interested.

That's all I got for now folks, so just keep on keepin' on, Ottteni out.

John's Video Game Vault

2009-06-29T12:13:00.000-07:00

Not a lot of "post worthy" things going on in my life lately, so here's something completely different. Recently Sean and I picked up some old video games at "Amazing Heroes" in Totem Lake. Always a fun place to visit, I myself picked up three genesis games for the fair price of 16 bucks. So I figured it might be fun to share my latest vintage gaming experience. Hey who knows? Maybe if I head back to that shop sometime soon this could be an occasional recurring feature, much in the same vain as Sean's "The Stack". I don't know what I'll call mine, maybe just the uninspired "Video Game Vault" any how let's make it happen.

VR Troopers (1995)
The Scoop: Based on the Power Rangers wannabe TV show, VR Troopers is your typical fighting game. You play as any of the three Troopers as you go from monster to monster in order to escape Grimlord's virtual world.

Why?: I picked up this cheap little piece of crap just for a laugh. Of course I didn't actually know it was gonna be a piece of crap but I figured it would be kind of funny to own a copy of a game based off of a campy 90s TV show.

Pros: Uhh... The graphics aren't bad and there are some pretty amusing visuals. There's this one guy who debriefs your missions who looks like a retarded Larry Wilmore (pictured at the top), that's kind of funny.

Cons: Let's see, how about it's difficulty? I played on easy and couldn't even get pass the first monster. I mean if you fall down at the edge of the screen you're basically dead. Time after time I'd fall down and than continually get kicked and kicked until death, without a good opportunity to get back up. I mean this is easy mode and this guy couldn't be more aggressive. Aside from the annoying difficulty, there's the repetitive gameplay and lack of playable characters. Thank god there's a "Kids" mode for losers like me or I would of never played this for longer than five minutes.

Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition (1994)
The Scoop: An action packed sidescroller where you can take on the role of either a weapon clad Alan Grant or a viscous Velociraptor. I'm not entirely sure what the game is about but basically this is a whole lot a shooting and killing dinosaurs and pissed off guys shooting at you.

Why?: I had vague memories of playing this many years ago and enjoying it. Plus, I figured I'd probably have more fun being that I'm definitely better at video games than I once was... I beat it as Grant in like 40 minutes a few days ago.

Pros: Colorful graphics and unique gameplay. Playing as Grant is a blast with all the various weapons and features (such as missions involving riding a speeding boat or a live gallimimus) and though the raptor isn't half as entertaining, it's kind of a nice bonus.

Cons: Playing as the raptor isn't half as satisfying as blowing guys away with a rocket launcher or flame thrower. The raptor's limited attack range as well makes combat far more difficult (it basically just bites and kicks, no tail.) Though I imagine it just takes more practice to get that character down, so it's not too bad.

Superman (1992)
The Scoop: Some super-villain is wreaking havoc on Metropolis... Braniac maybe? There's certainly a lot of robots and it's all up to the man of steel to save the day.

Why?: Of course I knew that Superman was infamous for having bad games but I'd never heard of this one. Staring at the colorful comic book artwork on the cartridge I just had to have it. This one really was more of a curiosity than anything else and hey, it turns out it's somewhat of a collector's item.

Pros: The graphics are umm... Fine I guess.

Cons: Oh my god this game is so hard! You'd expect Superman could take down anyone but I'm yet to even beat the first level. I could try a little harder but frankly I just don't care. You have limited powers (No flying here), it's repetitive, I have no idea what's going and if you die once you have to start from the beginning. They're just trying to piss me off aren't they?

In conclusion, not some of the best purchases but still kind of a fun stroll down 16 bit memory lane. Hopefully I'll be more careful next time, I have my eyes on the Batman movie game and maybe even some Power Rangers? We'll just have to wait and find out.

May Twas the Time for Mandolins!

2009-06-01T10:26:00.000-07:00

Here's a brief update just for kicks and giggles. Last Friday was my birthday which was enjoyable. My dad and I went out to lunch at some chinese luncheon (I still have to drive for him for about another month), not great but okay and than he gave me some mullah, Cha-Ching! At about five or so my mom came home with a card and apparently a surprise gift. I hadn't asked for anything but somehow she'd remembered something I'd fondly talked about having some months back. So in all it's glory, I was presented with my very own mandolin. What a great surprise and I've really had no trouble picking it up with all my guitar and ukulele experience.. It's a satisfying feeling to play the mandolin break from '"Stonehenge". Later that evening my dad, my brother and I went to see Drag Me To Hell which was immensely entertaining. I just hope that it's released on dvd before next Halloween, because it really is the perfect Halloween movie and one of the most entertaining movies I've seen this year.

The next day I pretty much just hung out doing nothing but watching the Mariners game. Later that night Sean, Colin and I went to go see Up which I liked okay. I didn't find most of it that funny and never really got into the story but I loved the animation, the music (Michael Giacchino's becoming one my favorite current film composers) and some of the sentimental stuff. I also have a lot of respect for Pixar constantly taking such unconventional approaches to animated films. Tackling such kid's movie taboos as death (In this case our protagonists wife) and the most blood I've seen in an animated movie since Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, well it's not that much but you get the idea. Still I've been more of a fan of the Brad Bird Pixar films and of course the Toy Story series, but this did the trick.

Sunday I went over to AJ's house to help him with a video project for one of his classes. I played a cop who like uh was arresting this guy for like a prank or something? I wasn't about his method of shooting whole scenes from one angle and memorizing a bunch of dialogue (I prefer the Cat Fancy method of quick cuts for conversations) but I got through it alive. I did struggle remembering some lines in this one back-and-forth with AJ until I was like "Can't we make this two shots?" I finally got to do one thing the Cat Fancy way, it was sweet. Aside from that it was weird walking around in a cop uniform around town but as a whole it wasn't so bad... But I really have not interest in ever seeing the finished product.

Now I'm just trying to work on this incredibly annoying paper for my "American Heroes" class, you know; bibliographies, outlines, rough drafts... When will I personally ever need to do a bibliography to aide me in the future? I hate that kind of stuff and I wish classes would just end already. Aside from that I'm still driving my dad around to all his appointments and trying to get some nice free time when I can, it's been busy but that's life, Otteni out.

The Magical Month of May

2009-05-17T23:05:00.001-07:00

So what's new? My last post seemed to be pretty grim in spots but everything has been going quite nicely lately. So my dad's still on the road to recovery but it's good to finally have him home. I lived over at his house for a little while after his return from the physical therapy center and have been driving him around from time to time, but aside from that he's fairly independent. Aside from helping my dad with various chores I haven't been doing too much as of the past few weeks. I found out at BCC that I met my math requirement and was taking a class I didn't need, he suggested I drop the class so my schedules been pretty easy, and I get home at like 11:00 but I still have to wake up at seven in the morning, fortunately I was told that I'm on good path to getting my associates. I probably could of gotten it this year if BCC offered most of the important video production classes more frequently. Due to that I'll probably be there another year before I transfer for anywhere. I feel like I'm on a very slow path but I'm determined and I just got to stay focused.

Our latest Ferret "Steve II" or as my mom has been calling him "Cap Garland" (I think it's from a Laura Ingalls Wilder book) recently had to go to the vet for an obstruction. Meaning he ate something (in this case some rubber tubing) that he couldn't digest which if not treated in 48 hours would kill him. Luckily we got him in quickly and he's already home and in good shape. It was our second ferret to have an obstruction (Don't worry that one was okay too) so we weren't too worried and now it's all good.

On to less pressing issues, what's new in the world of movies? So far May has been pretty "Whatever" for me. Star Trek was fine but I don't understand what all the hubbub is about. It's like when Dark Knight came out and everyone loved it (I include myself) but my dad was like "Yeah it's fine but nothing special. I liked the first one better." I understood his complaints, but I didn't get how anyone could not be blown away. So now it's like I'm in the position he was and it's weird. I love the original show's clever, character driven writing, it was a thinking man's sci-fi, but this new one doesn't remind me of that at all. Seems more like a tongue and cheek action flick than anything else. I've also made it clear that I didn't like Zachary Quinto, I felt he had no presence and was just a prick, oh well.

Soon to come will be Terminator Salvation which thus far hasn't received very generous reviews. Sounds like the consensus is that director McG sucks. Looking ahead there's Drag Me To Hell and Up both being released on my birthday. Both currently have 100%s on Rotten Tomatoes (Though DMH only has seven ratings opposed to Up's twenty) I love Sam Raimi, especially his horror and thriller films, so I hope DMH is good despite it's generic horror trailers. I'm not too interested in Up yet but I bet I'll like it, Pixar rarely disappoints.

I finally tried one of those "3 for $20" sales at Blockbuster that Sean's always telling me about. Was kind of neat but I had a hell of a time picking a third movie. I almost got Zach and Miri Make a Porno but it had this stupid "blockbuster edition" design on the cover, not very esthetically pleasing. I ended up buying Ghost Town, In Bruges and Pineapple Express all three films that I very much enjoy.

Well that's all I got the energy for today, keep on truckin'.

April 21st

2009-04-25T11:44:00.000-07:00

It's been a scary week for the family as my dad has been in the hospital since Tuesday. He came over that night with terrible pains around his chest and neck, I never really got a good idea of what he was feeling, but he was in a lot of pain so he asked me to take him to the emergency room. At first no one thought it would be anything serious. My dad frequently goes to the doctor for various ailments and had never faced anything too serious, until now.

We went to Evergreen where they got him in immediately, but had trouble finding out exactly what the problem was. He was having distorted vision, among other bizarre symptoms but it took many hours before anyone could figure out the problem (I'll try my best to describe what exactly was wrong). At about 10 or 11, the doctor came to the conclusion that his aorta (a large artery that sends oxygenated blood to parts of the body) was tearing, calling for an immediate transfer to Overlake Hospital and immediate cardiovascular surgery.

This was a lot to take in all at once. This was a very serious surgery and he could very well die from many different factors. He started calling family members and telling me things if he didn't make it through the night, it was an extremely emotional moment. Initially, the doctor said I should follow the ambulance driver to Overlake, but when the driver came in he responded with "What? No that's insane do you know how fast I drive?" I was a little relieved that I wouldn't have to follow a speeding ambulance, but that didn't take much of a dent out of my worries.

I drove home to meet up with the rest of the family, where we would head out after I filled them in on what I knew. We arrived at Overlake later that night, where we would meet the surgeon that would be performing the surgery Dr. Vu Trong Hoang. The doctor gave us a little more insight on the condition, which apparently in the medical world had become known as "John Ritter Syndrome" after John Ritter died of essentially the same condition in 2003.

After this we went to see my dad one last time before the surgery. He seemed fairly optimistic but I was still freaked out and with good reason. We spent about three or so hours at the hospital and soon enough, my grandma and aunts showed up. We all talked for awhile but later decided that at least Paul and I should go home and try and get some sleep. We did so, but I didn't get much sleep that night. We went back to the hospital the next morning to luckily find that the surgery was a success, but he wasn't in the clear yet. There was about a 48 hour time frame where other things could go wrong. I could tell you of all the other worries that went through everyone's minds in that period, but let's flash forward to today.

It's been almost five days since my dad went into surgery and he's recovering quite nicely. I've missed some school and literally hadn't felt like doing anything for most of the week, this including missing the last Killers concert among other things. Luckily, everything seems to be stable now, it's been comforting seeing everyone in the family come and visit, not to mention some of my dad's friends such as; his best friend Dick, his boss Sam and his old friend Ron, who visited my dad before he could recognize anyone (due to the drugs he'd be given) my dad thought he was a doctor.

That's about as much as I feel comfortable talking about, it's been really hard on everyone, especially my dad. Fortunately this isn't some condition that's going to drastically change his life afterwards, at least to my understanding. Once it is fixed, it's fixed and shouldn't come back in some new form. As a matter of fact my Grandpa went through the same surgery in the 80s and lived another twenty or so years, dying from an unrelated ailment, plus he was older than my dad when he had it done. So I'm optimistic towards the future and as of right now, it appears everything is going to be just fine.

What's Weak this Week?

2009-04-09T12:35:00.000-07:00

Well here we are into April and I'm currently on my second week of classes. I've Anthropology this quarter which so far is both fun and fascinating. It seems like most of my favorite classes at BCC have been taught by younger, cooler teachers, I guess they're just more in touch with this go-go gadget modern world. I've also got my typical math class, hopefully this will be one of the last ones I take, it;s taught by your typical Mr. Mabbott-esque old guy educator. I've also got my online class which I like now but really pissed me off at first.

So I signed up for an online class called "American Heroes" just before Spring Break. It didn't really give any specific information regarding the class specifics online, but being that it would give me some of that sweet, sweet credit I signed up. Then I went to go get my books during Spring Break in which I received a National Geographic book called "American Heroes" and a book about Malcolm X. So I figure "Okay this is a class about influential Americans." but that didn't turn out to be the case. The class turned out to be about Western heroes in fiction. Well that's cool, but why the hell did I get these other books? I sent my teacher and email but he never responded. A lot of other people in the class were hella confused but didn't get answer either, so everybody' just went with it. Basically we watch a western every week and than take a quiz and write a brief character analysis along with some reading and essays. The only thing is no one has the actual book yet because everyone got some Malcolm X book. So I just ordered this apparently new book off of Amazon with the dough I got from selling some old books to BCC and here I am now.

Let's see what else is worth discussion? Oh, April Fool's Day was just great last week in our household. My mom usually plays a prank on Paul and myself every year, which I usually don't enjoy, but this year it was pretty good. So I awoke that morning at about 7:00, completely forgetting it was April Fools, got dressed and opened my door only to reveal something that gave me a good scare. For what else was standing behind that door but a life size cut out of Zach Effron. At first I thought it was lPaul standing before me with a large disturbing grin but after I realized it was just a cardboard cut out I had a good laugh. I tried the same prank on Paul leaving it in front of his door for when he woke up, but he wasn't really that surprised. As the day progressed everyone was taking that cutout and hiding all around the house. You'd find it in various rooms, in the shower it was everywhere. That was a good day in my book.

Last weekend the family and I went to the Swedish Cultural Center for it's monthly Swedish breakfast which was good. I'd never felt so accepted with all the old paintings and artwork of tall blonde dudes, I was in good company, though the huge crowds of old people were kind of annoying. It just seemed like every single one of them had a story to tell about the "old country".

I went to Adventureland last weekend with Paul, though we had to go to Crossroads after we noticed Bella Botega was carding people left and right. Luckily we got in safely at Crossroads and enjoyed the movie, though I'm more looking forward to Observe and Report this weekend. In the world of T.V. I'm back watching the fifth season of Oz and the second season of Deadwood which has been pretty boring ever since Ian McShane's character has been somewhat out of commission. Luckily his character is almost back to his dynamic self so I think the show will pick up again. I checked out the season premiere of Rescue Me and was surprised to see I had no problem getting back into it. I'd watched most of the previous season so I felt pretty in check, the show's still entertaining. Animation wise I haven't been too hot on South Park this season and Family Guy has still been more or less hit or miss these days. Hopefully I'll find some more good comedic Television somewhere soon.

Aside from all this I've pretty much been in baseball mode. It's hard for me to take losses early on in a season but I'm real excited about our offense, especially (well aside from Griffey) Franklin Gutierez who I'm all about. Probably just because I love yelling "Gut!" to the T.V. "C'mon Gut, my man Gut!" It's early but I think we have a good chance of dishing out a fairly respectable season. I mean you can only expect so much out of team that's rebuilding.

Keep on Walken in the Free World

2009-03-31T01:40:00.000-07:00

Well I got to make sure I write at least a few posts a month, so how about I use Christopher Walken's birthday as a jumping off point. He's certainly a great man and a great dancer like in that Fatboy Slim video. I've been getting more acquainted to some of Fatboy Slim's music lately... Well mostly just the song "Right Here, Right Now" due to it's awesome evolution music video. I also just got Peter, Bjorn and John's latest album so I can't wait to see how that turns out.

I once again start classes this Wednesday and am not looking forward to waking up at about 7:00 everyday, but I'll be done by like 10:30 everyday, aside from my one online class. I'm getting damn sick of buying all these expensive books but I'm planning on selling them back to BCC to get some dough, "Cha Ching! Money Cash!". Anyhow it'll be good to be on a normal schedule after this mostly lazy and uneventful break.

Paul and I have been dreaming up a lot of sketches lately, you know to film. Sean, Nancy and I started working on a video about "Shades" the blind detective but couldn't finish it the amount of time we had. Though I'm gonna try and finish it slowly through the next few weeks because what we did film turned out to be pretty funny. I've been inspired ever since so many people gave such positive feed back to "Losted!: With Badger Stevens" especially a lot of guys at V.N. Graphics (That's where my dad works) who have become real big fans of the Cat Fancy videos and "Losted" is what did it for em. "Losted" has been getting views at a pretty steady pace, so let's see where that goes (Paul and I have already started to brainstorm a Badger Stevens/Pacific Ocean episode.)

Entertainment wise I started watching Oz and Deadwood again after somewhat of a hiatus and most of my free time has been devoted to my latest X-Box purchase. It's a collection of 49 Sega games including; the Sonic games, Phantasy Star series, Streets of Rage trilogy, Golden Axes and more! So far I'm all about Golden Axe III and Comix Zone just because of how 90s it is. You can expect a review of that later this week at Cat Fancy.

Well I'll see you in the funny papers! Happy 66th birthday Christopher Walken!

Gene Rayburn, Go Gene Rayburn!

2009-03-05T19:50:00.001-08:00

Apparently I saved this post awhile ago and didn't finish it, so let's see what's been cooking. I'm getting pretty tired of the school work I've been getting lately but I'm hanging in there. My classes have been pretty boring lately and I couldn't believe the lame exercise we did in my digital design/storytelling class. We did this "assignment" where we lined up our desks and wrote stories by passing back a sheet of paper, but the paper had to be folded before you passed it back. Therefore know one knew what the stories were about and the results were really bad stories. For my part I just did a bunch of B.S. character contemplation and stuff like that, I don't know what I was supposed to take away from this experience.

Literature
I finished reading No Country For Old Men last week and it was pretty good but I still prefer the film. It seems rare that the film counterpart to a good book is superior but I think this is one of those instances. Now I'm going back to finish a book about filmmaking of the 60s and 70s, which I originally acquired for a class (though we've yet to use it) but I've been enjoying reading it on my own time, especially all the stuff about Dennis Hopper (That guy is insane).

Family Affairs
Our family cat Junior recently went through somewhat of a health scare with a urine blockage a few weeks ago, but he's okay now. My dad and I had to take him to an animal hospital at midnight on a weeknight but he made through all the treatment. He's doing fine now but he's not completely out of the woods so he's been living mostly in Paul's room so we can keep a close eye on him (him and Paul are like the just like the odd couple).

Music
I've been casually listening to the latest U2 album, but I'm not really that crazy about it. There's definitely some songs on it I really like, like "I'll Go Crazy if I Don't Go Crazy Tonight" and "No Line On the Horizon" but I'm just not that into U2 I guess. I like a few albums and have a lot of respect for them but sometimes they just seem kind of boring to me. Oh well, who knows what I'll think of it later in the year, these things take time.

Movies
I was all about Watchmen but I'm disappointed to see all the mixed opinions from critics. I'm probably in the minority of people who like it better than the source material but I was really impressed. I guess I find the graphic novel too sloppy sometimes with all the filler articles, the Black Freighter stuff, the need for excessive back story. Don't get me wrong I like the graphic novel, I just don't love it. The movie definitely has it's fair share of flashbacks and back story in keeping loyal to graphic novel, but I feel the characters can breathe more and come to life in a significantly more compelling way in the filmed adaptation. I really liked Jackie Earle Haley and Patrick Wilson and the art direction, cinematography and visual effects were out of this world. All in all it was a pretty impressive work and I respect that someone dared to take on such an ambitious project... Oh yeah and I saw Godzilla's Revenge on Canadian television, that was awful.

Television
I've recently taken a break from Oz. I'm one episode away from finishing the fourth season (there are six altogether) and it's been harder to find the time to watch Deadwood lately (I'm somewhere in the second season, but I've checking out some other weird stuff in the meantime. Occasionally I go over to my dads to watch Match Game 75" hosted by Gene Rayburn on some game show network. I'm all about old game shows (To Tell the Truth is my favorite) so it's been pretty entertaining. Somehow I also got roped into watching the Celebrity Apprentice which as dumb as it is, is strangely compelling. My family and are all rooting for Tom Green for his lack of a big ego, plus he seems to be the most hard working on the men's team. The women's team just seem to get into big cat fights every episode but they still manage to win every week, I don't imagine I'll be watching this show much longer.

That's all that comes to mind for now, I'll keep you posted if something else pops into my head that I forgot to mention.

Chicka Click, Click Booyah

2009-02-17T20:35:00.001-08:00

Figure it's time for an update even if I don't have much to report. I had a pretty good three day weekend despite the fact that I was somewhat hampered by homework and online mid terms and what have you. I saw The Reader on Monday which was okay. It's always kind of fun to go to those movies where the audience is mostly middle aged people trying to explain the movie to each other and strangely enough Lincoln Square was like a ghost town, strange for a holiday if you ask me. I've been listening to a lot of Bruce Springsteen since Working On a Dream came out and when out and bought Darkness on The Edge of Town and Born in the U.S.A. at half price I also downloaded Magic, good stuff, makes you proud to be an American.

I've been buying a lot of books at Half Price lately and have kind of been switching back and forth between a couple. Mostly I've been reading Bruce Campbell's "Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way" (A fictional story about Bruce Campbell being cast in a supporting role in a romantic comedy) and "No Country for Old Men" which has been pretty similar to it's cinematic counterpart thus far. After that I got a copy of "The Road" but I'll wait till after the movie (Whenever it comes out I have no idea) and I got Jon Krakauer's "Under the Banner of Heaven".

Regarding television my times been split between Deadwood and Oz. I watch Deadwood with my dad and brother, definitely a man's man show and but Oz is what I've been all about lately (I'm midway through the fourth season). I really enjoy it and highly recommend it, though I warn you it can get pretty graphic sometimes; male nudity, vulgarity, extreme violence and so on. It really pushes some boundaries but it's a great show.

Hmm what else? All this Griffey stuff has been driving me crazy, I swear I check like every five minutes to check out the scoop but still nothing. I guess I'd understand if he chooses the Braves but remember when he said "I owe it to the people of Seattle and to myself to retire as a Mariner." People don't forget things like that, don't let us down Junior.
(Pictured Left is a box of cereal that I still own to this day.)

Face the Music

2009-01-21T17:04:00.000-08:00

I didn't want to upset the flow of "Top Movies of 2008" over at Cat Fancy, so I decided to post this random news tidbit here. I heard on the radio today that 70s rock/blues band Faces of which I am a fan, are reuniting! Not just for a few shows but for a brand spanking new album as well. It's been almost 36 years since the group's last album Ooh La La but word is that Ron Wood has already started writing material for a new album and I can't wait.

Unfortunately Faces bassist/co-songwriter Ronnie Lane died in 1997, so who will replace him? Well it's been announced that it will be none other than Red Hot Chili Peppers virtuoso bassist Flea. This is all very exciting and hopefully they'll be some swell rocking results. Perhaps I'll do a Faces retrospective on Cat Fancy whenever their new album comes out, it's all very exciting news.

If your not familiar with the Faces, here's a video of them playing "Stay With Me"

The Good, The Bad and The Stupid

2009-01-15T00:19:00.000-08:00

Hey not much new but I like post here every now and then.. You know so people know that I'm alive and stuff. Any how I started winter quarter at BCC last week and it's been pretty swell. I got my cramped Math 099 class but what that means to you I don't know. Aside from that I have an online History of Film class where were assigned various films to see and then write papers about them, so far I've watched The General and The Kid for it and have rented The Lady Eve and Grapes of Wrath for next week, it's been pretty fun so far.

I'm also taking Digital Design/Storytelling where we do character and story analysis, watch stuff and have discussions. It's one of those classes that both video production and game production people need to take and man talk about a nerd fest. I've never seen so many hideous looking beards in one location and when were not discussing Joseph Campbell or myths everyone is talking about their PC's and X-box gamer scores. This guy in front of me just hooks up his laptop and plays "Finger Revolution" all day, whatever that is... Oh and get this his desktop is that movie The Crow. I'm not sure if I'm hearing the class role call correctly but I think that guys name is Christopher Walken, so that makes him okay in my book.

Most of the time where comparing classic figures to more contemporary characters and that's when all the nerdiness shines. People discussing in great detail Superman's origins and morals and what not, it's entertaining but sometimes I gets a little annoying. Lots of people seem to already know a vast amount of facts regarding our topics thus far... Except for one thing.

Okay so today the class needed to suggest ten heroes for us to analyze and thoroughly discuss. So you know people suggested characters like; Superman, Wolverine, uhh Xena for some reason (One guy said George W Bush, I don't usually laugh at stupid comments but that one really got me) a bunch of other guys and than one guy shouted out Dirty Harry. So we cut to about half an hour when we've made it down the list to Dirty Harry. "Okay so what do we know about Dirty Harry?" the teacher started, I assumed we'd be talking all about Harry Callahan, oh how wrong I was.

So who was Dirty Harry? Well the first comment went a little something like this "He's a cowboy and he shoots people." Say what? Cowboy? I was confused, our teacher proceeded with something around the lines of "Yes Dirty Harry was the title character in The Man With No Name Series." I'm sitting here thinking "What the hell are you talking about? Doesn't anyone here no who Dirty Harry is?" I tried to raise my hand but the conversation was moving so fast that I couldn't get a proper opening. He then went on to list the films "Let me see there was the first movie The Man With No Name" Which is wrong that movie doesn't exist. Others started shouting the actual ones followed by about four other unrelated films including; "The Outlaw Josey Whales", "Hang Em High" and basically any other film that had Clint Eastwood in it... I could of said Space Cowboys and nobody would of noticed. I mean for teacher that constantly references film does he have any idea what he's talking about? Does he not know what Dirty Harry is? I mean they call it the "MAN WITH NO NAME" series for a reason and I thought everyone knew that was a trilogy? This may not seem like a big deal to most people, but for me it was really annoying. There were probably some other stupid comments but they've slipped my mind.

That's all I got for now... Though I was reading up on Jared Hess' latest movie (You know the guy who directed "Nacho Libre" and "Napoleon Dynamite".) It's called "Gentleman Broncos" and it's about an aspiring teenage fantasy writer who's idea is stolen by some douchebag fantasy writer (Played by Jermaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords fame) and I just noticed that a fake site for Clement's character "Ronald Chevalier" has been put online and I think it's pretty funny. There are some video clips of the character and I can't wait for this movie, you should check it out.
Here it is

"I'm Dr. Ronald Chevalier author of all ten Harpy Cyborg trilogies."

R.I.P Steve

2009-01-08T23:54:00.001-08:00

Steve
(2002-2009)
I don't normally talk about my pets, but with the passing of Steve this week on January 7th I felt I should post a remembrance blog, Steve would of wanted it that way. Steve passed away in his sleep last Wednesday night from a heart related ailment. Everyone in the family was aware that Steve was getting old (he was 6 which is an average life span for a domesticated ferret) but it just happened so soon and unexpectedly. Steve had been so active and playful in his last days so it was quite a shock. Though I suppose it was good that he went in such a peaceful way, I mean most ferret's die painfully from cancer and we are yet to have a ferret die from that.

I'll have many fond memories of Steve, from the first day we got him and I thought he was rat, to the time he ran across the street ending up in some neighbors yard and all his other impressive accomplishments. Steve is probably on my short list of the best pets I've ever had which thus far only include my cat Junior, no one else has wowed me yet but Steve was something. He was a deaf, half blind, blue eyed (which is rare) american hero and his presence will be missed around the house.

Holiday Hijinks

2009-01-02T16:51:00.001-08:00

I'd originally hoped for this to be posted the day after Christmas but I didn't feel like it. Therefore I'll include a little summary of New Years Eve along with Christmas Eve and Christmas day.

Well I hope everyone had a merry little Christmas perhaps even enhanced by all the bizarre weather this december. My Christmas was pretty good so I though I'd take the time to fill you in.

Christmas Eve
It was at about six in the evening that everyone traversed through the winter sludge to our house. We were joined by my sister Tiana and her husband Ken, my sister Colleen and her boyfriend Casey and my Dad even stopped by, even though he usually spends Christmas Eve with his mom at some Church service. I was excited to see what goods I'd be hooked up with this year and perhaps what weird presents I would receive but first we would dine.

Naturally for the season we would have ham for dinner. I've never much been a fan of ham, I think it's kind of dry and I'd actually say I prefer it when it's been refrigerated for a day or two after the initial meal. There was also cheese covered broccoli, au gratin potatoes, rolls and more and it was pretty good. Unfortunately, our dinner conversations (especially Holiday ones) just about always make their way to the topic of vomit. My mom talking about how my sister Tiana used to projectile vomit all over the place quickly had me losing my appetite and I couldn't wait to move on. So we decided to unwrap some presents to the tune of Jose Feliciano music playing the background.

I played Santa for the most part handing out people's presents, but due to my mom and step dad always putting joke names on the tag, it was actually kind of complicated. How am I supposed to now that "Dimples" is my mom or "Daisy" is Paul? It was madness I tells ya! Anyhow it didn't take too long and I was soon to open my first present. Strangely enough it was a long tube and as people unwrapped present after present, I was still struggling to rip open this strange tube. Could it be a series of more tubes? No it was a Dark Knight poster of The Joker. Feels kind of juvenile to hang it in my room, but I like posters so I was grateful. After that I got some Dark Knight action figures for a gas (Which I proudly display on CD/DVD shelf), a copy of The X-Files: I Want to Believe, some new guitar gear (strings, a new strap, various picks), this sweet restored Godfather boxed set some little handheld guitar hero game that sucks... That's all I can think of for now. I was pretty satisfied with the evening and it seemed like everyone else was having fun as well. My sisters got iPods, Paul got Ken a 3 pound chocolate bar, People got CDs and DVDs, Paul got a chia herb garden, but one thing that really grabbed everyone's attention was Paul's remote control helicopter.

Not long after my mom and step dad went out to Wallgreens to buy more mini helicopters and soon enough, those little buggers were buzzing around everywhere... I was not amused. The night preceded with witty banter, at least to my recollection and soon came to an end, yet another successful Christmas Eve celebration

Christmas Day
The next day Paul and I awoke early to the sight of even more snowfall, though by this time it was quite wet and the temperature was rising it was quite a sight, a White Christmas indeed. So Paul and I proceeded to my dad's house where the three of us then exchange gifts. We were all pretty tired and actually waited quite awhile before we opened presents. I had some toast and watched A Christmas Story which was darn swell. A little bit after that we decided to get to it and open our gifts. Here I finally got a copy of The Dark Knight to go along with all my other Dark Knight stuff, new headphones, a copy of Knocked Up: Special Edition, a new portable notebook and my first Criterion DVD with the three disc Seven Samurai. My dad got a new blender from Paul along with some other kitchen stuff, I got him some dvds and what not which he seemed to enjoy. Paul got a really fancy remote control plane that I helped pick out (before we knew about the remote control helicopters) and then we all just kind of relaxed... I fell asleep on the couch.

After this we made our way to Marysville to celebrate Christmas at my aunt's house. We were the first to arrive and got some hot cider and soon enough the other's arrive. It consisted of my aunts, cousins and my grandma and though it may have been a little bland it's always nice to see the family. My cousin Drew who's is always inventing gadgets and gizmos (Such as helping my dad build this) brought his latest invention the "normalcy meter". It had metal case with a timer and two metal stubs to place your fingers upon. after you did this it would show you how normal you are on a meter. Though all it had was a "-", "normal" in the middle and then a "+" and everyone hit around the middle. It was a useless invention but it was hilarious and my dad came up with the idea that it could be a 50s communist detection toy.

So we had dinner (more ham) and then opened presents. I got a new wallet, I always get wallets from somebody and Paul got a pocket watch, which was fine and dandy. Blah blah people chatted and snacked and I headed home. I went to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button that night on a whim (always wanted to go to a movie on Christmas and headed home)

New Years Eve
A lot happened between Christmas and New Years.. A lot of nothing! Oh! But seriously I saw some more movies like Doubt and Frost/Nixon (which was especially captivating) and watched plenty of Seinfeld. New Years was soon to come but nothing really took off until late that night. I went to Burger King with Paul and my dad (we just had to after watching The Terminal a few nights before) and then we came home and watched some Twilight Zone and Fight Club on G4 for some reason. It gave my dad a chance to see what everyone's been raving about all these years. I found some somewhat likable aspects near the beginning, but I still think that film digs itself into a pit of sloppy madness as it progresses and am really not impressed by it.

I eventually "Got the call" from Colin to come over to Sean's house why I was the last to be invited I'm not sure, but I think we all had a good time. I enjoyed all the festive activities and snacks, I got my text twist on and played some Virtua Tennis. Not to brag or anything but I really can't remember the last time I lost on a team or playing by myself against another person. I got home at 3 am, went to sleep, woke up at 10:40, went out and bought a birthday present for my mom (January 3rd) and saw Gran Torino which was really great... And now I'm here I go back to school on monday, so overall it was a pretty good winter break, pretty, pretty, good.

Remember to Bring a Toothbrush

2008-12-23T14:03:00.000-08:00

Having a blue holiday season? Well not anymore because Christmas has come early! Yes, Electronic/Hip-Hop/Spoken Word/R&B artist Fat Sherman (Along with his producer and sidekick Max Southwind) have finally completed their second album "Welcome to Cracktown" for it's release today December 23rd (That's Festivus if I might add!)

It wasn't easy and certainly never went quickly or smoothly. Production on the album started in December of 2007 and wrapped up on December 20th of this year. The theme of the album is basically everything that goes on in a crime ravaged city that only exists in the mind of Fat Sherman. Fat Sherman reveals all of his most fragile feelings through songs about; making money, riding the bus, what happens when the sun goes down, his troubles with being himself, and his undying love for chocolate and Halo. It's a lot darker and more complex than it's predecessor, but it still has that Fat Sherman charm and it's the ultimate virtual stocking stuffer.

P.S. I asked Fat Sherman if he wanted to do a Christmas song but he said "No, Christmas sucks" apparently he only celebrates Present Day. For this holiday he hides in the trunk of his parents car to get his presents as soon as possible.

Welcome to Cracktown - 2008
1) Welcome to Cracktown - 0:52
2) Bomb.com - 3:15
3) Noisy Urethra - 2:48
4) Crank That Ass (All Night) - 3:07
5) Hail to the Chief - 2:25
6) Crazy Noises - 3:03
7) Steams of Consciousness - 3:08
8) Makin' Money - 2:58
9) Rich, Creamy, Dark and Sweet - 2:41
10) Yo Yo Butt - 2:57
11) Friend or Foe/Sweet Dreams - 3:25
12) The Sun Goes Down - 1:40
13) Electro Sex Explosion - 3:15
14) Kirk Patrick - 4:20

Running Time: 39:49

Download Link: Welcome to Cracktown
I used Megaupload which has always worked for me in the past. Though they did take it down once today, hopefully I can work around it. Seeing as mostly my friends will be the only ones getting the album, then worst comes to worst I can just burn it for you.

R.I.P. Robert Prosky

2008-12-10T17:17:00.001-08:00

Robert Prosky
1930-2008

I was saddened to hear that actor Robert Prosky died recently and thought I'd pay my respect with a post. Though probably not widely known by most people, Robert Prosky has always been a talented character actor and was always up for an oddball role once in awhile, such as the pissed off mechanic in Christine and the fictional Vampire television host Grandpa Fred in Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

From the early 80s right up to his death Robert Prosky had a fine career on stage, television and movies. He was a regular on Hill Street Blues and Veronica's Closet and was featured in dozens of popular movies such as; Mrs. Doubtfire, Rudy, The Natural, Broadcast News, Thief and Death to Smoochy.

He wasn't any big star or anything but I always enjoyed his presence on screen and will miss him in the world of cinema.

I Wanna Talk About Me

2008-12-10T12:16:00.000-08:00

So I noticed that the Flixster stars that we use on the Cat Fancy blog look absolutely terrible with a black background, so if anyone has any ideas as to where I can get something better or perhaps a more aesthetically pleasing alternative, please let me know.

So what have I been up to? Well I was pretty damn busy with school the last couple of weeks but it's all over now. Still in the middle of my Seinfeld voyage that is trying to see every episode hopefully before Christmas. I probably wont make it but it's certainly been a fun challenge. I've also been watching a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm and just have one episode left, that's certainly been a wild ride. It's funny watching a lot of these Curb and Seinfeld episodes for the first time and noticing certain connections. For instance I thought it was interesting that both shows have had scenes where someone has complained about someone else not having reading material in a plane, or various jokes about tipping. Also you get to see a lot of the guests that manage to make it on to both shows. It blew my mind when I saw Toby "The Wiz" Huss (Who also played Artie on Pete and Pete) on Curb as Larry's drunk limo driver or the wig master as Larry's dance choreographer in season 4. It's all been good, pretty good, pretty, pretty good.

My dad and I went go see Slumdog Millionaire and both really enjoyed it, I really think it deserves a best picture nod. Something of note was that the showing we went to really brought out the Indian community. I wasn't aware that this film had been deemed so culturally significant by the Indian community but it was a darn good flick and probably my favorite Danny Boyle film yet.

Christmas is around the corner and that's always fun I guess. It certainly gets a little less exciting as you get older but at least you don't worry about what presents you may or may not get, as I used to as a kid. Hopefully there's a chance of doing some filming stuff in the vein of sketches based off the currently abandoned "Separated at Girth" idea but that is if everyone else has the time. If not than there is always spring or summer, I hope... Whatever I look forward to seeing everyone upon their return.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

2008-12-08T17:50:00.000-08:00

Jerry Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
Rating: Pretty Good

Jerry Seinfeld doesn't have to try to hard to get a chuckle. His silly yet relatable form of observational comedy really struck a chord with audiences in the late 80s and has been entertaining the masses ever since.

I've been trying to watch as much Seinfeld as possible lately and somehow I ran into this and decided to give it a listen. Originally an HBO stand-up comedy special, this is the CD of that same performance (of which there is also a DVD) taped just a few months after the shows finale.

Right out of the gate even a moderate Seinfeld fan should recognize a handful of these bits from the show. Jerry's bits about pharmacies and doctors are all here but as well elaborated upon and quite witty. One of my favorite bits (which Jerry would later turn into an illustrated children's book) is Jerry talking about Halloween. His youthful escapades dressed as Superman with a winter jacket and a suffocating mask... I mean it's all stuff we've gone through and I think that's part of what makes his act so endearing.

Jerry covers a lot of subjects from Florida, to the Olympics, to Chinese people using chopsticks. "I mean their farmers use shovels, you don't see em out there with a couple of pool cues." I think it's safe to say it's all the kind of silly random stuff we've all pondered before but Jerry has quite a knack for adding a comedic twist to these topics and an enthusiastic delivery.

The Man Behind the Chin

2008-11-17T20:23:00.002-08:00

If Chins Could Kill
Like I've probably stated in the past, though maybe not, I do enjoy a good book from time to time and this absolutely fascinating and funny autobiography of B-movie star Bruce Campbell was practically impossible for me to put down. I'd always wanted to read Campbell's autobiography since I first heard of it in 2002 and for the past two weeks it's been quite an entertaining literary experience.

Former New York Times bestseller "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor" is a highly detailed personal account of Bruce's humble beginnings in Detroit making Super 8mm films with Sam Raimi, to his breakthrough into cult status with The Evil Dead Trilogy, and even gives us a taste of his career in television. Bruce gives hilarious stories about the B-movie world thrown in with some of his experiences on set and even some of the famous faces he's met along the way; Charlton Heston, Paul Newman, and of course the Coen Brothers. Why even throws in a plethora of photos, pictures and conversations he's had with various people in the biz.

This book if anything I found to be quite inspiring, it's a brutally honest piece about the world of film but it still manages to keep a grand sense of humor. I mean just a regular guy working his way into acting in and making movies shows is quite an impressive tale.. Even if he does just make B-movies, he seems to be passionate about what he does and it shows in his writing and hey, I can dig that.

I'm not sure why I've been so into non-fiction lately, being that the last three books I've read were all true stories. I guess I find that some of the most interesting stuff is the stuff that you can't make up.

This and That

2008-11-03T19:28:00.000-08:00

Just thought I'd give a quick update before I go back to rarely posting here. I just wanted to thank anyone who happened to read my 31 Days of Otteniween which was a little tedious to write, but it definitely got me into the spooky holiday season. I knocked another nine movies of "Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moment" leaving me with about 25 left, but there's always next year. I had the pleasure of going to the SIFF theater to catch a double feature of Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein back on the 24th and it was an interesting experience. I managed to get out to Remlinger Farms to check out all the overpriced folksy doodads, preserves and vegetables and had a pretty solid Halloween. My family and I carved pumpkins, I headed over to my dad's to film and take pictures of his decorations, we had like a bunch of cold cuts and cheeses for some reason and then I watched Planet Terror and a Ed Wood which somehow has become like a tradition.

Tomorrow of course will be the Election and I can't wait for all this to finally come to an end. Not only to see if my man Obama is elected but also so I can stop getting calls from all these local polling places. They even called to tell me to "remember to vote tomorrow" yeah like I'm gonna forget. "Uhhh now I know I had to do something today, but I just can't put my finger on it..." all this hectic political jazz has been going on for some time now and I'm glad we'll have some idea of where our countries heading tomorrow.

So who knows the next time I'll update this blog, maybe soon, maybe not for another couple of weeks... Possibly even months it's hard to say, I'd also like to take this chance to announce that I will not be participating in "No Shave November" for undisclosed reasons. I hope everyone enjoys this pleasant fall season and I'll catch you on the flip side.

Day 31: Shaun of the Dead

2008-10-31T13:12:00.000-07:00

31. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Dir: Edgar Wright
Cast: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis, Dylan Moran, Penelope Wilton, Bill Nighy

Oh god it can finally end now. I enjoyed doing my 31 horror movie posts from time to time, but these last few days have been kind of a nuisance. I bring this timeline to a close with a movie that may not entirely be considered horror, but certainly pays a fine tribute to the genre.

Directed and Co-written (with Simon Pegg) by Brit Edgar Wright and starring best buds Simon Pegg and Nick Frost along with an off-the-wall cast, Shaun of the Dead is filled to the brim with zombie movie homages and slapstick violence. The gore effects are impressive, the atmosphere is pitch perfect and the story is surprisingly engaging.

Shaun of the Dead introduces us to a UK appliance salesman named Shaun. Going through a mid-life crisis, Shaun is stuck in a troubled relationship, a go nowhere job and is in desperate need of a real change of scenery... Which unfortunately happens in a quite an unexpected way, were talking a zombie invasion.

What makes this film such a good zombie movie is it first and foremost focuses on the characters. We get to see Shaun's mundane life slowly shift into a zombie war-zone with him barely even noticing. Shaun's best friend Ed (Nick Frost) is an excellent side kick with his moronic presence and the rest of the cast all have their moments with their quarrels and petty arguments with each other. A film that would make George A. Romero proud, this is easily one of the best zombie movies in years. Not to mention that with all the little details and gags, this is one of those movies you could watch over and over again noticing different things every time, it's surprisingly complex.

I'd go on but I need to recover from all these Halloween Hi-jinks, so keep coming here for all my pop culture tidbits and have a far out fall season, Otteni out.

Fright Fact:Here's a personal one, I actually saw this before it came out in U.S. theaters by renting a copy at Scarecrow video with Chinese subtitles.

Horror Highlight: This as always a memorable scene.

Day 30: The Sixth Sense

2008-10-30T18:53:00.000-07:00

30, The Sixth Sense (1999)
Dir: M. Night Shyamalan
Cast: Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette, Olivia Williams

Inspired strangely enough by an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?, this film shot it's young director M. Night Shyamalan from a nobody to the talk of the town in the late 90s and early 2000s. Going in with only a few light dramas under his belt, M. Night put his heart and soul into his next script and had no problem selling it to Buena Vista Pictures, a division of Disney. Noted for it's low key suspense and most of all it's shocking ending, The Sixth Sense became one of the most memorable horror movies of the 90s, maybe even the numero uno horror movie of that decade.

The Sixth Sense introduces us to award winning child psychologist Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis) who after a violent encounter with a former patient, begins to help a young disturbed child named Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment) who can see dead people. From there the film takes you on a constantly uneasy path of spooky sequences with plenty of dark, twisting turns.

The acting on everyone's end is quite impressive, which even lead to an Oscar nomination for Haley Joel Osment. As a matter of fact the character's are probably the driving force of this atmospheric thriller and that makes the film work as a hard hitting drama as well.

I'm gonna keep it brief here as these posts have really started to take a toll on me, see ya all around... Though I hope I don't see any dead people.

Fright Fact: The entire film was filmed in sequence.

Horror Highlight; You know that seen where the little girl played by Mischa Barton freaks out Haley Joel Osment? That was awesome but I couldn't find a clip.

Day 29: The Blair Witch Project

2008-10-29T16:10:00.000-07:00

29. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Dir: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez
Cast: Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams

One of the strangest yet most unique horror movies of all time, The Blair Witch Project was a dark and disturbing documentary style film that took the world by storm. Originally advertised as being completely factual and shot on a small budget with rented cameras, filmmakers Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez hit the jackpot with this idea and even though I'm not a particularly big fan, even I think they pulled off quite an impressive feat with this creepy flick.

Detailing recovered footage shot by three film students in the Maryland woods, The Blair Witch Project unfolds as a realistic romp weaving through a disturbing legend. Shot in both black and white and color, this was like the original shaky cam movie. You never quite have a clear idea of what's exactly going on and the tension never stops.

I don't have a lot to say about this one but it's certainly original. A handful of people say that it's a rip-off of a handheld horror film called The Last Broadcast which is also a fake documentary about a supernatural legend (the legend of the Jersey Devil) but as I've heard from my dad and brother is pretty overrated. Blair Witch Project truly struck a chord of terror with audiences and hopefully will continue to do so in the future.

Fright Fact: Holds the Guiness World Record for highest profit-to-cost ratio for a movie ever made

You don't know how hard it is to find a good clip of this that isn't just a terrible parody, so screw clips for today.

Day 28: Scream

2008-10-29T16:02:00.000-07:00

28. Scream (1996)
Dir: Wes Craven
Cast: Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courtney Cox, Matthew Lillard, Rose McGowan, Skeet Ulrich, Jamie Kennedy Drew Barrymore

Significantly skipping ahead, today we revisit the twisted mind of Wes Craven with the tongue and cheek slasher romp that is Scream. A self aware horror film that is not only an entertaining thriller but a satire on the genre as well. Characters analyze cliches and conventions that just happen to come true and the result is one of the best horror films of the 90s.

Opening with an iconic scene between Drew Barrymore and a mysterious man on the phone, the film opens with a bang and keeps it that way the whole duration. The plot follows as your typical slasher flick but with some clever twists and turns and good dialogue. Scream is pretty well written considering the genre and Wes Craven's horror sensibilities shine through like the slash of a knife.

I've seen al three installments and I have to say that the sequels aren't that bad either. All the movies keep the humorous edge and the third one even has comedic cameos from Patrick Warburton and who else but Jay and Silent Bob. They're just great popcorn movies with loads of entertainment value and plenty of surprising scares. It brought new life into the genre leading to a whole bunch of other 90s slasher movies like; I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) and Urban Legend (1998), but there was only one Scream.

Fright Fact: I like a movie with Jamie Kennedy in it?

Horror Highlight: Here's a little taste of the opening

I'd still like to give props to some other movies from 1984-1996 that either shaped the genre or were just scary or whatever.

Re-Animator (1985)
The Fly (1986)
Aliens (1986)
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Hellraiser (1987)
They Live (1988)
Misery (1990)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Se7en (1995)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Day 27: A Nightmare on Elm Street

2008-10-27T22:33:00.000-07:00

27. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Dir: Wes Craven
Cast: Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund, Johnny Depp, John Saxon, Ronee Blakley, Amanda Wyss

I can't believe I've reviewed 26 films without any significant mention of Horror director Wes Craven, so today we'll be looking at what's easily his most popular and memorable film A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Known for carving out a career in horror with films such as The Last House on the Left (1972) and The Hills Have Eyes (1977), Craven often liked to tweak the nature of reality and Nightmare is probably his strongest example. So how did Craven dream up the infamous undead serial killer Freddy Krueger? Well the infamous "Springwood Slasher" was a composite of many different ideas. The character itself was based off a handful of things Craven had experienced in his life, including a homeless man that frightened him as a youth and a childhood bully who's name was in fact Fred Krueger. The element of being killed in your sleep also stemmed from a true story about Cambodian children who had such terrifying nightmares that they eventually died in their sleep. Now that's messed up shit there and a great concept for a grisly slasher flick.

The film follows Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp) and her friends as they all start having nightmares featuring a deceased serial killer known as Freddy Krueger. Soon enough the teens are slowly taken out in violent dreams until Nancy can find a way to defeat the heartless killer.

Just about every death is pretty memorable in this movie and the effects are great, but what really seals the deal is the film's iconic villain. With his striped sweater, fedora hat, burnt flesh, and clawed glove he's a pretty sickening image of terror that cult actor Robert Englund has really brought to life.

Now I'm not really a fan of this series, but I certainly have respect for the inventiveness and creativity of the first film. A Nightmare on Elm Street was probably one of the few slasher films at the time to have a well constructed story with such strong visuals. I hear they're are remaking it for some reason and will most likely not cast Robert Englund in the role he made famous, now that's truly a shame. All these 80s movie remakes are the real nightmare.

Fright Fact: Over 500 gallons of fake blood was used during the making of the film.

Horror Highlight: Here's a scene where a young Johnny Depp falls prey to Freddy, which includes an impressive effect.

Day 26: The Thing

2008-10-26T18:45:00.000-07:00

26. The Thing (1982)
Dir: John Carpenter
Cast: Kurt Russel, Keith David, Wilford Brimley...

The remake of a film previously included on this list, John Carpenter's 1982 Sci-Fi/Horror film is not only a more faithful adaptation of John W. Campbell's short story, but also one of my personal favorite movies of all time.

A team of Antarctic researchers discover the remains of a shape-shifting life form who starts to infect certain members of the group. With the flawless ability to imitate life, the paranoia of who's human and who's not soon enough pits the group against each other in a gruesomely graphic and highly horrific free for all. Starring a talented ensemble cast with few big names, The Thing is a very character driven horror story.

Continually unpredictable, The Thing keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole way through. The sets and visual of the research base create strong feelings of isolation accompanied by a brilliantly chilling score from master composer Ennio Morricone. Rob Bottin provides the creature effects, along with effects consultant Stan Winston, for some of the most twisted abominations you'll ever see in a movie. You got a dog mutating into some bizarre flower shaped monster, a human head sprouting spider legs and tentacles aplenty in these deformed creatures which still look pretty impressive by today's standards.

Originally overlooked as just another violent horror movie upon it's release, a strong following for the film formed years later when it was released on VHS and DVD, and now it's considered to be one of horror master John Carpenter's best films. I went ahead this season and watched both the original and remake and I have to say there's no comparison. The themes, effects, mood and atmosphere of Carpenter's version are definitely more compelling and elaborate (I got to give props to Bill Lancaster's script) than anything in the original. Carpenter's version as well provides a significantly more terrifying edge with Bottin's grotesque effects and the highly psychological elements of isolation and paranoia faced by the characters. Hawks version has some clever dialogue and some nice vintage scares but it no where near leaves the same impact as Carpenter's 80s classic.

Fright Fact: Richard's Dysart's extra for the scene where he loses his hands, was performed by a double amputee given fake hands.

Horror Highlight: Norris becomes The Thing

Day 25: The Evil Dead

2008-10-25T01:43:00.000-07:00

Day 25: The Evil Dead (1981)
Dir: Sam Raimi
Cast: Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Betsy Baker, Hal Delrich, Teresa Tilly

Initially turned down by just about every U.S. film distributor until signing with a European company, Sam Raimi's debut film The Evil Dead was filmed for less than $120,000. A low budget, off-the-wall horror romp filled to the brim with guts, goo and all kinds of gore, it's amazing what this indie crew managed to accomplish in this infamous cult classic.

Set in the mountains of Tennessee, five college students venture to an isolated cabin for the weekend. While there thy find the book of the dead and a tape recorder, both belonging to the cabin's previous inhabitant an archeologist. So the gang decides the play the tape containing the voice of a man reciting words from the book and soon enough, all hell breaks loose. Demons (or as their later known in the series "Deadites") start possessing the living, a woman gets raped by tree and blood goes a flying as a young Bruce Campbell takes control of the madness wielding a chainsaw and getting pissed.

Aside from the hip persona of Bruce Campbell's most notable character Ashley "Ash" Williams, later ripped off with the creation of Duke Nukem, I can't say much for the rest of the cast or even the story for that matter. I guess people kept quitting the film leading to Sam killing off most of the characters and replacing them with extras, or "Fake Shemps" as he calls them. The set up is interesting enough but it doesn't take long for this movie to turn into a splatter fest and you know what? I'm okay with that.

The visuals and effects are impressive to this day and are truly what makes this film worth remembering. One of the film's most notable techniques is the use of the "ram cam" to represent the point of view of the evil unseen force. Simply attaching a camera to a board and then running through the foggy woods makes for some highly effective filmmaking. So much that the Coen brothers would even employ this technique, Joel Coen being an assistant editor on The Evil Dead. The gore utilizes stop motion and claymation effects to create it's grotesque transformations and decompositions and it's just out of this world. I mean this movie is more or less like 70 minutes of just straight gore and it's pretty fun.

The film initially got mixed reviews but now it would appear that's not the case anymore. With a surprising 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, a hard core fan base and legions of folks still catching on to Raimi's vomit inducing debut, this film's popularity gives hope to all low budget filmmakers. Spawning a more comedic sequel (Which I actually prefer) in 1987 and an even goofier installment in 1993, Raimi and Bruce made quite a mark both leading on to successful careers. Bruce would become a popular B-movie icon while Sam would go on to make one of the most popular Superhero franchises with Spider-Man. These days Bruce is working on the show Burn Notice while Sam's working on his return to horror with Drag Me To Hell starring Alison Lohman and Justin Long. As for the Evil Dead series Sam has said as recently as this month regarding an Evil Dead 4 that "I'm honored some people want to see it, and I'd like to do it, and one day I will. I just don't know when." and that sounds groovy to me.

Fright Fact: Bruce Campbell twisted his ankle on a root while running down a steep hill, and Sam Raimi and Robert G. Tapert decided to tease him by poking his injury with sticks, thus causing Campbell to have an obvious limp in some scene

Horror Highlight: Here's a great example of some of the film's gore effects in the end of the film.

Day 24: An American Werewolf in London

2008-10-24T09:56:00.001-07:00

24. An American Werewolf in London (1981)
Dir: John Landis
Cast: David Naughton, Griffin Dunne, Jenny Agutter

The year was 1981 and writer/director John Landis had already made a name for himself with such cult comedies as Animal House and The Blues Brothers but no one could of anticipated that his next project would not only be funny but pretty scary too. stemming from a script Landis wrote in 1968, An American Werewolf in London told the story of two American backpackers hiking through Europe who after encountering a large mysterious animal in the Yorkshire Moors, fall to equally troublesome fates.

Never before had the genres of comedy and horror been so perfectly blended than in this off-the-wall monster movie and ultimately made it's mark on the horror genre. Starring the likable pairing of television/commercial actor David Naughton and the upcoming talent Griffin Dunne, who would go on to star in such films as; After Hours and Who's That Girl. An American Werewolf in London brought a sharp comic writing style to the horror genre combined with spooky settings and some of the best gore and makeup effects of it's time, perfected by the legendary Rick Baker, previously known for his work on Star Wars.

What makes this werewolf flick work so well is it's respect for both genres. This isn't a parody of horror movies nor is it an all out comedy. This gives the film a completely original tone and si enjoyable on many levels. Another aspect that really sets the mood here, is the soundtrack. Using three versions of "Blue Moon", Van Morrison's "Moondance", Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising" these songs all prove for memorable moments in the movie, not to mention that the score was done by legendary composer Elmer Bernstein.

There really hadn't been too many great werewolf movies since 1941's The Wolf Man but this film took the sub-genre to new levels. A very layered film that may even take multiple viewings to notice all the different jokes and details hidden within the picture. It established John Landis as a horror director, who would go on to direct such freaky projects including a segment in The Twilight Zone Movie, Innocent Blood and Michael Jackson's Thriller music video and it's good for people who love to laugh.. and cringe.

Fright Fact: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences were so impressed by Rick Baker's elaborate makeup that in 1981 they created a new award for "Outstanding Achievement in Makeup".

Horror Highlight: The Transformation scene

Day 23: The Shining

2008-10-23T19:31:00.000-07:00

23. The Shining (1980)
Dir: Stanley Kubrick
Cast: Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers

Always very particular about what his projects, Kubrick waited almost five years after Barry Lyndon to start work on his next product and he didn't disappoint. Loosely adapting Stephen King's 1977 novel of the same name, The Shining has become a horror masterpiece with it's breathtaking visuals, compelling star and chilling atmosphere.

Telling the story of writer Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) as he and has family become the new caretakers of the Overlook Hotel. Warned that previous caretaker went insane killing his family, Jack slowly slips into madness becoming angry and violent. Meanwhile Jack's son Danny (Danny Lloyd) discovers a telepathic ability he shares with an elderly cook (Scatman Crothers) known as "Shining". Jack eventually losing control of his sanity goes after his family in a suspenseful and quite memorable climax.

Now a lot of King fans were initially pretty disappointed with the drastic changes Kubrick made in the story, but in recent years even King has found some kind of mutual respect for what Kubrick did. Whether or not Kubrick was faithful (which he wasn't) his changes still made for an equally compelling experience. Plus some of the scenes he added have become iconic images in film. Blood flowing out of the elevator shaft, the ghost twins, Jack's supposed "novel" in the typewriter and "Here's Johnny" were all unique to the film. This film's solemn atmosphere is completely absorbing and truly the work of a masterful film auteur.

Fright Fact: The set for the Overlook Hotel was at the time, the largest set ever built.

Horror Highlight: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"

Day 22: Friday the 13th

2008-10-22T15:49:00.000-07:00

22. Friday the 13th (1980)
Dir:Sean S. Cunningham
Cast:Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Harry Crosby, Kevin Bacon

Let me just start by saying that I think this is one of the most overrated horror franchises of all time. Then again are any of the films really perceived in any kind of positive light by critics? Well the first one has 70% on Rotten Tomatoes and if you ask me that is far too high. "Why review a movie you don't even like?" some may ask, well as much I think this is a pretty bland and forgettable slasher flick, I can't deny it's impact on the world of horror movies. Though l mostly just added this to have a full horror movie timeline, so I'll be brief.

So a bunch of horny teenagers re-open an abandoned camp (Camp Crystal Lake) that was closed down in the 50s after some retarded kid drowned and then there were like some murders or something. So in modern day we have all the counselors refurbishing the camp even after some dude tells one of the counselors that they're doomed and soon enough they all start getting killed. Oh yeah, and at some point we learn that boy who drowned in the lake was named Jason Vorhees... So has Jason risen from the dead to get revenge? Well not in this one, as a matter of fact it turns out to be Jason's middle-aged mother which is rather anticlimactic, if I must say. So she battles it out with the last surviving counselor, gets her had chopped off and that's that. There's actually a kind of spooky "Dream sequence" at the end where the main character imagines Jason jumping out of the lake and pulling her in, but don't worry it's only dream... At least for now, this film was just itching for a sequel.

As we all know Jason would go on to the main antagonist of the series. He would appear grown up for some reason in the second film killing people with a sack on his head and eventually don his infamous hockey mask in part 3. Now I've never really thought much of Jason or the series, but you can't deny his popularity up there with some of the other notable slasher villains like Freddy Krueger, Leatherface or Pinhead from Hellraiser. I'll admit his machete and mask makes for a pretty memorable image but that's about all I can say that's positive. All the other films I've seen in this series have been absolutely terrible.

Fright Fact: A remake is set for release on February 13, 2009 but with Jason as the lead villain instead of his mom. It's being directed by Marcus Nispel who also directed the god awful remake of Texas Chain Saw Massacre so this will most likely be terrible as well.

Horror Highlight: Here's the ending of the film which is surprisingly scary. Probably the only good part of the movie.

Day 21: Alien

2008-10-21T16:12:00.000-07:00

21. Alien (1979)
Dir: Ridley Scott
Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ian Holm, Tom Skeritt, Veronica Cartwright, Yaphet Kotto, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt

"In space no one can hear you scream.", one of the great movie taglines to perhaps the finest blending of sci-fi and horror in the world of film. Before Alien it had been quite awhile since anyone had made a traditional monster movie as the sub-genre had pretty much dried up. Then came along one of the most unique, surreal and frightening horror movies of it's time, 1979's Alien. With outstanding visuals, heart-pounding suspense and a talented cast, this movie started quite a franchise and would ever change the way monster movies would be made.

The origin of Alien begins with screenwriter Dan O'Bannon. Previously known for staring/co-writing the 1974 film Dark Star with director John Carpenter, O'Bannon was inspired to write a more horror based creature with a legitimate looking alien. Partnering up with Ronald Shusett, the pair started a script about a crew of astronauts awakening to find they've received a signal from a mysterious planetoid. This would of course makeup the beginning of the film, but they weren't quite sure what to do about their alien antagonist. Taking a break, O'Bannon went to Paris to discuss the work on what would end up being the first unsuccessful attempt at a Dune movie. Though the project failed to materialize O'Bannon did happen to meet Swiss artist H.R. Giger, who's gothic like artwork would end up being the design of the alien particularly his piece "Necronom IV". Sending the script to David Giler and Walter Hill, the film would go through eight rewrites before it became what we know today. Going through a handful of directors Fox would come to settle on Ridley Scott. After acquiring a reasonable budget, a strong cast and skilled crew, the birth of terrifying classic was born.

Keeping the plot basic, we are introduced to the crew of Nostromo heading back to earth after a mission. Interrupted by a signal of a strange planetoid, the crew decides to investigate. Finding a chamber of large eggs, Executive Officer Kane (John Hurt) is attacked by a face-hugging creature. Bringing him back to the ship the creature is removed and everything appears to be back to normal or that's what we think. For after a particularly memorable scene of a certain something popping out of a certain someone the real terror begins with very little breathing room.

Alien really nails down the suspense element in the ways it reveals the creature and in Giger's terrifying design. With plenty of twists and turns, an interesting story and a significantly older cast than most other films of the genre, Alien delivers a completely unique film going experience. The visuals and effects still hold up and it's certainly inspired a whole slew of future monster movies.

Fright Fact: Right below is Giger's painting that inspired his design of the creature "Necronom IV"

Horror Highlight: Here's the extended version the infamous chest bursting sequence.

Day 20: Halloween

2008-10-20T16:22:00.001-07:00

20. Halloween (1978
Dir: John Carpenter
Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, P.J. Soles, Nancy Loomis, Nick Castle

The seventies was quite a time to be alive for independent filmmakers. Where notable upcoming directors like Martin Scorsese, Brian De Palma, or even the blockbuster duo of Spielberg and Lucas had become part of a new wave of inventive and fully independent directors, the same thing was happening on the other side of the pond for the horror genre. People like; George A. Romero, Tobe Hooper, Wes Craven, Dario Argento, David Cronenberg and John Carpenter had broke onto the scene and found an audience. I give you this introduction due to the fact that the independent film I speak of today was at the time the most successful independent film ever made, yes I speak of the 1978 slasher classic Halloween.

After viewing Carpenter's 1976 film Assault on Precinct 13 independent film producer Irwin Yablans and financier Moustapha Akkad sought out Carpenter to direct a film about a serial killer that stalked babysitters. With a working title of "The Babysitter Murders" you wouldn't think this film would of came together like it did, but by god they managed to make movie history.

Changing the name to Halloween to go with the holiday setting, Halloween's production costs were tight, but Carpenter and company found ways to work around the difficulties. Carpenter himself would direct, co-write and compose the film's iconic score while working with a few cheaper actors, including newcomer Jamie Lee Curtis and screen veteran Donald Pleasance.

The setting is Haddonfield, Illinois where we first learn of the Myers residence. Formerly a seemingly normal household until the families' young son Michael murdered his sister on Halloween. Years later we follow the life of high school student Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her group of baby-sitting friends. Soon enough a now adult Michael has escaped from the sanitarium and donning a white mask (Which in actuality was a painted William Shatner mask) returns to his old stomping grounds to stalk Laurie and her friends while his former psychiatrist Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasance) hunts him down.

This film is all about mood and building a feeling of uneasy tension. You're never quite sure when you might spot Michael and his slow, emotionless pursuit of the film's heroine is quite chilling. There isn't a lot of blood or guts in this film but it stands strongly enough with it's powerful atmosphere. Carpenter's best score helps create this nightmare and the film's cinematography totally flips the happy suburban setting into an eerie place, where you're never quite sure what might be around the corner.

Psycho is often thought to be the birth of the slasher film, but Halloween gave us most of elements we still see today, these include; teenagers who have sex getting killed, the emotionless psycho stalker, slow ascents on the victim and the inconclusive ending perfect for setting up a sequel. Halloween has easily become the film best suited for this frightening fall season and still lands a mighty wallop of terror on to it's viewers.

Fright Fact: Donald Pleasance's role as Dr. Loomis was originally offered to Christopher Lee who declined. Lee claims this to be the biggest mistake of his film career.

Horror Highlight: The Final Confrontation

Day 19: Dawn of the Dead

2008-10-19T16:17:00.000-07:00

20. Dawn of the Dead (1978
Dir: George A. Romero
Cast: Ken Foree, Gaylen Ross, David Emge, Scott H. Reiniger

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" one of the most memorable lines in any of horror master George A. Romero's films and probably a contributor to why this is the greatest zombie movie ever made.

After years of venturing with other ideas and concepts, George A. Romero was finally ready to make another zombie movie almost ten years after the release of the cult classic Night of the Living Dead. Filmed nights at the Monroeville Mall in Monroeville Pennsylvania, Romero working with a more flexible budgets, a good cast and blossoming makeup artist/actor Tom Savini made for monstrous movie magic. With great visuals, effects and a very human driven story this was an instant success in the late 70s.

He simply had a great idea setting a small group of people in a basically abandoned shopping mall, well at least there are no living inhabitants. Where at first are characters feel trapped and isolated, they soon take advantage of their surroundings. In a way it's like being a kid in a candy store having a whole mall to yourself only with the grim realization that good things can't last forever.

Romero's script is once again filled with comical bits of satire and reflections of modern America. We see how even after the masses have become rotting flesh eaters, they are still distracted by the mundane activities they participated in while alive. They wander around with shopping carts or repeatedly go up and down the escalator making for a very surreal vision of a world on the brim of destruction. This mood is only improved upon by an excellent soundtrack by Italian band Goblin working alongside Dario Argento.

But what makes Romero's zombie movies so enduring, especially this one, is that the characters thoughts, feelings and emotions are the driving force of the film. Where most crappy zombie movies like former Romero partner John Russo's produced Living Dead series was just a bunch of gross out humor and stupid horror sequences, Romero holds the experiences of his characters as the most important aspect of his work. This couldn't work out better as you really find yourself rooting for the main cast, hoping that they'll manage to make it in this disintegrating world.

Are four main protagonists are a likable bunch and especially memorable is the down right cool and calm attitude of the film's main male character Peter (played by cult actor/Kenan's dad on Kenan and Kel Ken Foree.) These characters deal with some pretty spooky moments as well including; holding off zombies, getting supplies, and fighting off a wave of marauding bikers to name a few. The film just builds and builds to a triumphant finish shooting itself into horror movie legend status.

Universally praised by critics and by waves of obsessed fans, Romero further built upon the zombie genre and basically made the perfect horror movie. I can't say enough about my admiration for Dawn of Dead so if you haven't seen it then you should check it out, you will not be disappointed.... Don't see the remake.

Fright Fact: Many effects were thought of right on the spot. Tom Savini created many effects (such as the arm in the blood pressure tester) with no preparations whatsoever

Horror Highlight Here's a delightful sequence where the dead mob on some bikers.

Day 18: The Omen

2008-10-18T12:00:00.000-07:00

18. The Omen (1976)
Dir: Richard Donner
Cast: Gregory Peck, Lee Remick, David Warner, Billie Whitelaw

With the success of the controversial classic that was The Exorcist, Hollywood saw a new sub-genre developing in the world of horror that had struck a chord with audiences. This sub-genre has become known to some movie fans as "Christploitation" a film with religious themes portrayed in a horror styling. Thus the go ahead was given for director Richard Donner to make the 1976 film The Omen.

With an all star lead in acting legend Gregory Peck and a talented supporting cast, The Omen is a chilling story of a married American Diplomat couple Robert Thorn (Peck) and his wife Katherine (Remick) living in England with their quiet adopted young son Damien (Harvey Stephens). Everything seems to be normal at first until suddenly all the people around Robert begin to die in mysterious ways. Eventually with the help of a photographer Keith Jennings (Warner) Thorn finally comes to the shocking conclusion that his son is indeed the offspring of Satan and wont quit until his son is stopped.

Now of course The Omen is no where near as powerful or compelling as The Exorcist, but it's still a very thrilling and unsettling movie. Gregory Peck is marvelous as the conflicted father and the events that surround him are pretty creepy. The cinematography (Done by Gilbert Taylor who came out of retirement to do the film) and production value is quite good, but one of the most important factors of why this film feels so spook, is it's excellent score. A booming latin singing choir performing an excellent collection of pieces by composer legend Jerry Goldsmith. The theme to the movie is song called "Ave Satani" translated as "Hail Satan" which won Goldsmith an Oscar and may perhaps be the biggest highlight of his prestigious career. Either way it really sets the mood and makes this movie all so much scarier.

It seems interesting to me that a lot of the best horror movies of the 70s weren't always made by specifically horror genre directors. Brian De Palma had Carrie William Friedkin had The Exorcist and Donner The Omen which is a very effective spook fest done by a primarily adventure genre director. Either way this a great piece of scary moviemaking and worth a bit of peak if you want to see something good.

Fright Fact: The shot of Lee Remick falling to the floor was done by building the "floor" on a (vertical) wall and dollying an upright Remick backward towards it.

Horror Highlight: This scene is a definite spoiler in a key characters death, don't watch it if you want to be surprised the first time you see it... But god do I love this scene.

Day 17: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

2008-10-17T16:50:00.000-07:00

17. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Dir: Tobe Hooper
Cast: Marilyn Burns, Gunnar Hansen, Edwin Neal, Allen Danziger, Paul A. Partain, Jim Siedow, Teri McMinn

No one ever seems to get a full appreciation of Tobe Hooper's Texas Chainsaw Massacre on their first viewing. Whether it's initially too strange, disturbing, or low budget, it's truly something else and possibly one of the most hard hitting psychological horror films ever made. From it's chilling opening narration (read by John Larroquette), to it's talented no-name cast, not to mention some outstanding documentary-style camerawork. TCM paved the way for the slasher genre and independent cinema.

Following the travels of five young adults in rural Texas, particularly one Sally Hardesty and her wheelchair-bound brother Franklin. The group is on their way to visiting Sally and Franklin's grandfather's grave, that is until they take an unfortunate detour. Winding up in the clutches of murderous cannibal family the group is slowly dwindled down, tortured and ridiculed by this twisted backwoods clan in one of the most controversial films of it's time.

Though Initially banned by various countries and strongly criticized, TCM has in recent years been declared a classic by critics and audiences alike. Filmed on a minimal budget of $120,000 by indie director Tobe Hooper and with a small cast of college students and teachers, this low budget fright fest become one of the highest grossing independent films at the time and world be renowned for it's classic lead villain and disturbing tone.

But what's funny about TCM is the film's actual content. I mean it's a film about a murderous backwoods' family with a central character wielding a chainsaw with the word "Massacre" in the title, yet there's very little gore or graphic content. Instead opting for a more psychological and ultimately more realistic horror film. This is perfected by the film's unsettling score and art direction and most notably the performances of the film's antagonists. Jim Siedow plays the father of the the clan who although may seem the most normal initially is actually the most cruel and violent personality. Edwin Neal plays the family's outcast hitchhiker and with his twisted outlook on life, adds the eccentric flare to the family and what is there to say about Leatherface? A towering, aggressive, mentally retarded hulk played by the intimidating Icelandic actor Gunnar Hansen... That's some scary stuff.

This is definitely within my top ten for films of this genre and worth checking out for people who want to get into the genre. No one's ever quite sure how they'll initially feel about it, but there's surprising amount of artistic merit here and has some surprisingly smart storytelling, perfect for the Halloween season.

Fright Fact: Most of the film's blood was real and many people in the cast were actually injured.

Horror Highlight: Here's a creepy segment, the meat hook scene,

Day 16: The Exorcist

2008-10-16T16:18:00.001-07:00

16. The Exorcist (1973)
Dir: William Friedkin
Cast: Ellen Burstyn, Jason Miller, Linda Blair, Max von Sydow

A film so evil that priests were periodically brought on to bless the set after strange occurrences, including injuries and a fire. Held in high regard as perhaps the scariest movie ever made we have William Friedkin's 1973 film The Exorcist. Based off the novel of the same name by William Peter Blatty, who also wrote the film's Academy Award winning screenplay, The Exorcist was and still is one of the most critically acclaimed horror movies ever made. Nominated for 10 Academy Awards, two of which it one for sound and writing, was the highest grossing film of 1973 and not to mention the subject of some controversy The Exorcist is an American movie classic and probably the scariest film I ever recall seeing.

Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn) is a working actress filming in Georgetown living with her 12 year old daughter Regan (Linda Blair). Regan, who's often a fairly normal child soon starts occasionally exhibiting strange behaviors including; abnormal powers, a change in her mental and physical makeup and a strange demonic voice that she now possesses. Regan goes through strenuous medical tests and psychiatry but with less than stellar results. Once Chris learns that her daughter may be the victim of a demonic presence, she contacts Father Karras (Jason Miller) and Father Merrin (Max von Sydow) to perform an exorcism.

From the opening sequence of Father Merrin on an archeological dig in Nineveh to the film's shocking climax, there's a strong feeling of suspense and hopelessness in this supernatural thriller. With subliminal editing and dark, powerful themes you can see why there was so much controversy, people weren't just freaked out that the film dealt with some Satanic subject matter, they were freaking scared too. Something about the innocence of child taken away and replaced with something of pure evil just disturbs people. It's not surprising as their has always been somewhat of a belief in possession being real. As a matter of fact William Peter Blatty just happened to base his book off a true event that took place in 1949.

Aside from all this evil and controversy, you can't deny this film's greatness. The whole cast especially Jason Miller in my opinion, come as very real with some powerful emotions. The film is shot and scored masterfully, and William Peter Blatty has truly written a classic story. This is probably the best a horror movie will ever fair with critics or award ceremonies and certainly did a lot for the genre. It gave horror movies a new found respect and inspired and opened the door for future filmmakers. If you ever feel like getting spooked it's always an excellent day for an exorcism.

Fright Fact: The voice of the demonic spirit Pazuzu was performed by Academy Award winning actress Mercedes McCambridge.

Horror Highlight: Here's a segment of the exorcism with subtitles for some reason.

Day 15: Night of the Living Dead

2008-10-15T20:02:00.000-07:00

15. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Dir: George A. Romero
Cast: Duane Jones, Judith O'Dea, Karl hardman, Marilyn Eastman, Keith Wayne, Judith Ridley
Our next film was a significant turning point not only in horror movies but for film in general. Exploding out of the Vietnam-era, Night of the Living Dead may have been considered a violent scare-fest when it was released but looking deeper you can see the political and social critiques buried within this dark story. It may not necessarily hold up as well when viewed today, but it's still an influential film in the the timeline of horror movies and actually broke a lot of barriers.

Co-Written and Directed by George Andrew Romero, who had become inspired to make a horror film after filming a tonsillectomy segment for Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, he and his friends formed "Image Ten Productions" in the 60s to fund a low budget feature length film.

Filming in rural Pennsylvania with a cast of virtual unknowns. Romero and co-writer John Russo set out to tell the story of a group of individuals trying to survive in farmhouse, while being attacked by the reanimated corpses of the dead. Were never really given an explanation of why this is happening, but that's part of the charm. Your basically thrown right into the drama with very little set up and it's quite effective. Where so many lame horror movies have to explain all the scientific jargon, Night focuses more on it's characters and the emotions they go through on one devastating night.

As I previously stated this film initially broke several barriers in film. Violence and graphic images were brought to a new height but something else notable about Night is that it was one of the first films to depict an African American man in the lead role. Casting Duane Jones who portrays Ben, was at the time considered a controversial move but he won over audiences with his strong performance and presence. The supporting cast had little experience but are suitable for the low budget flick and overall make for a compelling piece of horror.

This baby is basically the father of all zombie movies, at least how we portray zombies in movies today. Romero's gone on to make quite a name for himself in frightening features and here's where it all started. From it's thrilling opening to it's dark and controversial ending, Night of the Living Dead is a cult classic and an important part of movie history.

Fright Fact: This has been remade twice, once as a made for TV movie in 1990 and then again a year or two back in a limited theater release... In 3D.

Horror Highlight: Couldn't find any impressive clips, so here's the trailer... If you haven't seen this movie and you care to it's in the public domain.

Day 14: Rosemary's Baby

2008-10-14T16:37:00.001-07:00

14. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Dir: Roman Polanski
Cast: Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth Gordon, Sidney Blackmer...

Today's post regards a tense and dark thriller based off Ira Levin's 1967 novel of the same name and brought to life by who else but film auteur Roman Polanski. Where some films may initially scare you there others that tend to hit you on a deeper, more psychological level I definitely felt this after seeing the dark Horror/Drama that is Rosemary's Baby,

Originally a project pursued by notable horror director William Castle, who instead ended up producing and having a cameo, Paramount executive Robert Evans decided upon on hiring European director Roman Polanski to make his American film debut. Casting a young Mia Farrow in one of her first roles, John Cassavetes as her husband and an ensemble cast of veteran actors, Rosemary's Baby would become an instant success, even leading to an academy award for best supporting actress for Ruth Gordon and most importantly would be a classic entry into the timeline of horror movies.

Set in New York City, Rosemary's Baby is about a young couple; Rosemary Woodhouse and her actor husband Guy moving into the Bramford apartment complex, a building with somewhat of an unsavory past of tenants and events. Meeting their somewhat strange neighbors, an elderly couple Minnie Castevet (Ruth Gordon) and Roman (Sidney Blackmer), things already seem a bit off. Soon enough Guy lands a role in a play and the couple decides to have a baby. The night the decide to conceive they are visited by Minnie bringing Rosemary a strange tasting chocolate mousse. That night Rosemary has a bizarre dream about being raped by a demonic creature and the next thing you know she's pregnant... Only this is no ordinary pregnancy.

Rosemary's Baby isn't necessarily about the scares, rather it's more concentrated on building an atmosphere. The film is shot beautifully and excellently directed by Roman Polanski but as well made all the creepier by it's magnificent score by Krysztof Komeda, a frequent collaborator of Polanski in the 60s. The somewhat slow pacing only adds to the building tension and the film ends on quite a disturbing note.

Rosemary's Baby is definitely one of the finer examples of horror and drama blending to make a strong compelling piece of cinema and entertaining whether you're a horror fan or not.

Fright Fact: Mia Farrow does the vocals on the title-sequence lullaby.

Horror Highlight: The end is pretty eerie, but I wouldn't recommend watching this if you haven't seen the movie.

Day 13: The Haunting

2008-10-13T00:01:00.001-07:00

13. The Haunting (1963)
Dir: Robert Wise
Cast: Julie Harris, Richard Johnson, Claire Bloom, Russ Tamblyn

Based off one of the finest ghosts stories in the literary world, Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting of Hill House" written in 1959. This faithful adaptation is one of the most unique horror film's of it's time or any time for the matter in that you really don't see any ghosts. This film instead takes a much more psychological angle to create it's atmosphere and surprisingly it's still effective to this day. WIth heavy use of disturbing sound effects, quick camera movements and clever visual tricks, The Haunting builds up an ever present tension and really hits you where the best horror movies always should, in your mind.

Excellently adapted to the screen by frequent Wise collaborator Nelson Gidding, this eerily shot ghost story pits a research group of four people spending a few days in the infamous "Hill House". Eleanor Lance is the main focus of the film as were often put into her mind with a frequent inner monologue that over time slowly descends into a kind of madness. That really sums up the basic idea which although may sound simple is played upon with some very heavy themes and a very unsettling tone.

If anything this shows that acclaimed director Robert Wise could basically slip into any genre without any difficulties. Whether he was doing a musical, western, sci-fi or horror movie, where he got his start doing Val Lewton productions, he always managed to do any genre proud with strong production and crisp direction. The performances are definitely worth mention, as though feelings between them may get a little hectic and wear on the nerves, everyone gives their all. I am sure Shirley Jackson would of been proud of this movie but not of that terrible remake made in 1999.

Fright Fact: How about the fact that it was remade, that was pretty terrible

Horror Highlight:
Here's one of the many bizarre scenes in the movie that builds tension

Day 12: The Birds

2008-10-12T12:03:00.000-07:00

12. The Birds (1963)
Dir: Alfred Hitchcock
Cast: Tippi Hedren, Rod Taylor, Jessica Tandy, Suzanne Pleshette, Veronica Cartwright

What better film to follow up Hitchcock's infamous Psycho than with another legendary Hitchcock thriller The Birds. A front runner in the "revenge of nature" theme that would later influence the disaster films of the 70s, The Birds was at the time one of the most unconventional thrillers ever made. WIth a unique minimal score, fantastic cinematography from Robert Burks and strange

Starting out in San Francisco, The Birds tells the tale of wealthy socialite Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren) who while visiting the area to pick up a myna bird for her aunt meets a charming lawyer named Mitch Brenner (Rod Taylor). Leaving the shop with Mitch's address, Melanie drives to Mitch's home in Bodega Bay but is then mysteriously attacked by a vicious seagull. Soon enough an unexplained large scale avian attack occurs pitting Melanie, Mitch and other resident's of Bodega against the relentless force of nature that is The Birds!

A highly unique, stylish and entertaining thriller Hitchcock new how to grab an audience and this thrilling popcorn flick was a nice addition to his already impressive filmography.

Fright Fact: A remake starring Naomi Watts is set for release on July 3, 2009.

Horror Highlight: Any scene with those pesky birds

Day 11: Psycho

2008-10-11T11:54:00.001-07:00

11. Psycho (1960)
Dir: Alfred Hitchcock
Cast: Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Vera Miles, John Gavin, Martin Balsam

With the shower that shocked the world, today's post may have been the birth of the slasher but also a landmark film regarding style, story and especially violence. Possibly the greatest or at least most memorable film from film auteur Alfred Hitchcock Psycho, based off the novel by Robert Bloch, is a flawless piece of suspense with a timeless feel, still pulsating with plenty of scares and edge of your seat moments.

Inspired by a handful of 50s B-movies by Roger Corman and William Castle, that despite poor reviews had become hits, Hitch decided it was time to reinvent himself by making a low budget, black and white, suspense thriller that would prove to be his darkest film yet.

Hiring a rookie screenwriter Joseph Stefano to pen the controversial novel, the studio folks were skeptical about Hitch's risky venture into low budget violence with Paramount even refusing to finance the picture. So Hitch went to Universal studios, assembled a small crew from his show Alfred Hitchcock Presents and went out to make movie magic.. I'll bet Paramount were kicking themselves later.

Following the story of Marion Crane (Janet Leigh) who after stealing $40,000 from her office flees to California, we are submerged into a stylish and tense world of dishonest people and devious deeds. Then while traveling one night through a heavy rain, Marion decides to take a detour at the Bates Motel where nothing is quite as it seems. Owned by a young innocent man by the name of Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) who claims to live at the motel with his mother, there's just something a bit off about young Norman and the mood at Bates Motel and that's when everything gets out of control. With one of the most shocking twists in film set surprisingly in the middle, this is a creepy unpredictable suspense story. Not to mention the great supporting cast that pops in here and there including; Vera Miles, John Gavin, Martin Balsam, John McIntire and Simon Oakland who are memorable additions to this disturbing story.

The score by frequent Hitchcock collaborator Bernard Herrmann is a terrifying piece of orchestral stings and screeching while the cinematography is artistic perfection. How could we go without mentioning the legendary shower scene, one of the most unique sequences in film history. Story-boarded by graphic designer Saul Bass with a little bit of mystery behind who directed it, the shower scene, which contains an impressive 50 cuts, is one of the most inventive scenes you'll ever see in a movie and is to this day is still highly effective.

I could talk about Psycho all day but I got to draw the line somewhere. If you like psychological thrillers and haven't seen this than your probably a psycho yourself, so you should definitely check this out you wont regret it.

Fright Fact: First American film ever to show a toilet flushing on screen

Horror Highlight: I think you guess what I'm gonna post here

Day 10: House on Haunted Hill

2008-10-10T09:44:00.000-07:00

10. House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Dir William Castle
Cast: Vincent Price, Carolyn Craig, Elisha Cook Jr, Carol Ohmart...

One of the only movies that I own a shirt of depicting the film's poster, this off the wall 50s cult classic is probably just as notable as the film's legendary director William Castle, the king of the gimmick. Whether it was handing out life insurance policies to audiences before seeing his 1958 film Macabre or floating inflatable skeleton's above audiences seeing the film we speak of today, the eccentric Castle loved to spook people with a great enthusiasm and left behind some pretty entertaining horror flicks, especially with this 1959 film.

Set around the scenario of a small group of people being challenged to stay in a haunted house to receive $10,000. House on Haunted Hill is more or less a big excuse to set up all sorts of scares involving; ghosts, murders and other terrors, but hey I ain't complaining. This movie is just good old fashioned fun and highly entertaining for fans of vintage horror. The highly talented Vincent Price leads a fun ensemble cast into plenty of twists and turns leaving for a surprisingly unpredictable viewing experience.

William Castle's low budget B-movies weren't great cinematic achievements but he did what he loved and it really rubs off an the audience. There's been some pretty crappy remakes of some of his films such as this one and 13 Ghosts (1960) but no way are those films half as memorable as an campy Castle outing. And even if these films were somewhat cheesy it was always a treat to see a talent like Vincent Price capture us with his serio-comic attitude and classic eerie speaking voice. SImply put this is what effective B-movie horror is all about.

Fright Fact: Inspired Alfred Hitchcock to make Psycho

Horror Highlight:All I could find were 10 minutes scenes from the movie, so I'll just give you the trailer.

Day 9: The Creature from the Black Lagoon

2008-10-09T00:06:00.000-07:00

9. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
Dir: Jack Arnold
Cast: Richard Carlson, Julia Adams, Richard Denning, Antonio Moreno

Now I often given this film a pretty hard time. I think it's cheesy, melodramatic and somewhat dry, but you just can't deny it's importance in the genre and for it's showcase of another classic Universal Monster.

Directed by veteran horror/sci-fi director Jack Arnold, this 50s Universal monster movie made quite a splash scaring audiences back in 1954 due do it's terrifying title creature known as "The Creature" or sometimes "Gill Man". With a fantastically crafted monster suit I guess this film didn't need much else to win over the heart's of horror fans.

Set in the Amazon this film tells the story of a group expedition looking for a supposed "missing link" after an unidentifiable skeletal hand is discovered. Sailing aboard a tramp steamer, the group discovers the remains of an earlier research team and soon enough fall prey to the clutches of the lagoon's creepiest inhabitant "The Creature".

Now as cheesy or so-so as I may say this film is, I think a lot of classic horror fans could at least find some suitable entertainment here. Like I said the costume is fantastic so I guess you could say this film looks pretty good, as that was always an important aspect to Universal's monster movies. Why even Universal's worst were far better than most other horror movies of the time. So just because I don't really like it doesn't mean you shouldn't check it out, it was probably one of the last notable monster movies before sci-fi took over the rest of the decade.

Fright Fact: There's supposedly been a remake in the works for a while with a script penned by none other than Gary Ross (Seabiscuit, Pleasantville) whose father was a co-writer on the original film.

Horror Highlight: any scene with that slimy creature, this was the best I could find.

Day 8: The Thing from Another World

2008-10-07T23:58:00.001-07:00

9. The Thing from Another World (1951)
Dir: Christian Nyby, Howard Hawks (Uncredited)
Cast: Margaret Sheridan, Kenneth Tobey, Douglas Spencer, James Arness

With an almost ten year gap between this post and my last I thought I should explain myself. Seeing as there were so many films I wanted concentrate on further decades I decided to cut back significantly on the 40s, but I'd still like to pay my respects to some other films finishing off that decade, most notably a handful of the films produced by Val Lewton such as; Cat People (1942), I Walked with a Zombie (1943) and The Body Snatcher (1941), which was one of Robert Wise's first films. Anyways let's get on to our next frightening feature.

Breaking into the 50s we have one of the most influential sci-fi/monster movies to come out of the Atomic Age of film The Thing from Another World, produced, co-written and co-directed by veteran filmmaker Howard Hawks. Based off the 1948 short story by John W. Campbell Jr. The Thing from Another World tells the story of an Alaskan research group who after discovering a frozen extraterrestrial played by the intimidating 6'8ft tall James Arness, later of Gunsmoke fame, become pitted against this deadly vegetable man in some somewhat sticky situations.

A well produced film, The Thing from Another World is a finely crafted and sharp sci-fi thriller. Where as many other film's to come out of this blossoming genre were often cheesy and cheap looking pictures, this film was as fine as any other Hollywood project. With a large talented ensemble cast and some pretty creepy sequences this was pretty good considering all it aimed to be was a suitable monster movie.

Though probably overshadowed today by the fantastic 80s remake, there's still a lot to like in this vintage piece of sci-fi spookiness and worth a peek if your a fan of the remake.

Fright Fact:The scene in which The Thing is doused with kerosene and set ablaze is believed to be the first full body burn accomplished by a stunt man.

Horror Highlight: The final confrontation

Day 7: The Wolf Man

2008-10-06T23:57:00.000-07:00

7. The Wolf Man (1941)
Dir: George Waggner
Cast: Lon Chaney Jr, Claude Rains, Evelyn Ankers, Maria Ouspenskaya, Bela Lugosi

Skipping ahead to 1941 I'd like to acknowledge a few other horror films of the 30s and 40s.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1931)
The Mummy (1932)
The Invisible Man (1933)
The Black Cat (1934))
Werewolf of London (1935)
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Son of Frankenstein (1939)

On to the subject of today's spooktacular post we have The Wolf Man another fine entry into the prestigious collection of Universal Monster movies. Starring the son of Legendary Horror star Lon Chaney, Creighton Chaney better known in his film career as Lon Chaney Jr. made his mark in film history as the doomed Lawrence Talbot who after being bitten by a werewolf became the victim of quite a monstrous curse. Also starring four time oscar nominee Claude Rains as Sir John Talbot, Evelyn Ankers as Gwen Conliffe and even an appearance by Bela Lugosi as a cursed gypsy appropriately named "Bela" The Wolf Man is not only one of Universal's most entertaining creature features but probably one of the finest werewolf movies ever made.

Just coming off of the success of his acclaimed role as Lenny in the Oscar nominated 1939 picture Of Mice and Men Lon Chaney Jr. had already become popular with audiences for his goofy kind of innocence but it wasn't until this flick that he forever became a horror movie legend. Now with that said this probably isn't the darkest piece of horror. As a matter of the character of Lawrence Talbot is more of comedic relief than anything with his endless worrying and fretting while Claude Rains is a nice touch of class.

The story here is a classic monster movie set up. Lawrence returning to his home country, hearing of an evil gypsy curse and then becoming the unfortunate victim of the dreaded curse. The atmosphere is a vintage horror feeling and Jack Pierce's makeup is excellent as usual.

Though as big a hit this was for Lon, it was also somewhat of his curse. Becoming typecast in the Wolf Man role, Lon would finish off the 40s constantly playing the role. He enjoyed some minor success in the 50s with supporting roles in a handful of notable pictures such as; High Noon (1952), Not as a Stranger (1955) and The Defiant Ones (1958) but would afterwards fall back into a collection of some less than stellar low budget productions. But that never hurt his horror movie icon status including; merchandise and even his image on a set of U.S. stamps in the 2003 Universal Monsters set, now that's an honor.

P.S. A remakes due out in April 2009 with Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins I saw a bootleg clip online and man it looks pretty cool, could it surpass the original? Hmmm, well only time can tell, see ya during the next full moon.

Fright Fact: Originally created as vehicle for Boris Karloff until Lon Chaney Jr was offered the part.

Horror Highlight: John Talbot Vs. The Wolf Man

Day 6: Bride of Frankenstein

2008-10-05T23:57:00.000-07:00

6. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Dir: James Whale
Cast: Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Valerie Hobson, Ernest Thesiger Elsa Lanchester

I was really stuck here in what I'd post for today, I originally wanted to review The Mummy (1932) but failed to see it in time, then I considered James Whales' The Invisible Man (1933) until I figure "Hey what about Bride of Frankenstein (1935) now that's a great horror movie", so let's dig in.

Set right after it's predecessor Bride continues with the misadventures of the eccentric Henry Frankenstein joined by his former mentor Doctor Pretorius in an attempt to create their elusive monster a mate. We follow the monster's travels through the heartland of the country saving a young shepherdess, encountering scared and angry villagers and one particularly memorable scene between the monster and a blind hermit who teaches the monster speak words such as "good" and "friend".

Now I'll admit there are some rather strange segments such as Dr. Pretorius' miniature people creation, but it easily slides when it comes to such proficient monster moviemaking. The cast here is pretty strong, especially Boris who went from being an unknown in the first film, to the star of the second. Jack Pierce once again does a bang up job on makeup and with the creation of the Bride's look creates another iconic look for a Universal monster.

It's quite a pleasure to see even more of everyone's favorite classic monster and interesting to see how James Whale takes the first stories already complex themes to another level. Plus you know you've made a fine addition when fans are evenly split on which one film they find superior, I'll always be a bigger fan of the first film but this is one hell of a followup.

Fright Fact: 5'4" Elsa Lanchester was placed on stilts that made her 7' tall for her role as the Bride. While the bandages she wore were wrapped so tightly that she was unable to move and had to be carried around the studio.

Horror Highlight: had trouble finding a full scene, so here's the blind man scene.

Day 5: Frankenstein

2008-10-05T12:04:00.000-07:00

5. Frankenstein (1931)
Dir: James Whale
Cast: Colin Clive, Mae Clarke, John Boles, Boris Karloff

"It's Alive, IT'S ALIVE!" a line that always sends shivers down my spine when shouted by the manic Colin Clive as Dr. Henry Frankenstein. Not only a flawless piece of horror/science fiction but an early masterpiece in the dawn of talkies. Combine the theatrical direction of James Whale, with a talented cast, outstanding Universal sets and one of the most inventive novels of the 19th century and you have the stuff that dreams are made of. A stunning piece of science gone wrong and one of the most iconic portrayals of man playing god in any art-form.

Considered a terrifying film at the time of it's premier back in November of 1933, it's amazing that a film made 75 years ago can still leave an impact with film fans today. With memorable scene after memorable scene, including the memorable creation sequence and my personal favorite "flower scene". Frankenstein was not only a Hollywood hit but somewhat of a star-making role for then 40 something actor Boris Karloff who would go on to star in such notable films as; The Mummy (1932), Bride of Frankenstein (1935), The Invisible Ray (1936) and The Black Cat (1934) (Both with Bela Lugosi), Tower of London (1939) and the star of Peter Bogdanovich's fist film, the cult classic piece Targets (1968). There's just not enough words to describe the magic of Boris' screen presence or this film's many accomplishments.

I'm gonna keep this one brief and just tell you that this vintage piece of horror still holds up and I highly recommend you see it if you haven't.

Fright Fact: There's a whole bunch of interesting facts regarding this horror classic, but some of my favorites have to do with the creation of the monster, particularily Jack Pierce's fantastic makeup work.

- The monster was never described in the novel as having bolts in his neck or a flat top, this was purely Pierce's creation.
- The actual color of the monster's makeup was yellow, not green
- Boris Karloff offered to take out some of his bridge work to give the monster's mouth a sunken in look.
- The back brace Karloff wore as the monster gave him permanent back problems
- Thought to be very tall, Karloff actually wore large shoes for him to appear taller, in actuality he was 5'11ft.
- Would go on to wear the makeup three more times in; The Bride of Frankenstein (1935 and Son of Frankenstein (1939)

Horror Highlight: That freaky flower scene, it's only about the first minute of the clip so I don't expect anyone to watch the whole thing.

Day 4: Dracula

2008-10-04T00:34:00.001-07:00

4. Dracula (1931)
Dir: Tod Browning
Cast: Bela Lugosi, Dwight Frye Helen Chandler, Edward Van Sloan

With charm, a subtle intensity and that classic Romanian accent, there was really only one true Dracula and that my friend was the iconic Bela Lugosi. Directed and co-written by horror veteran Tod Browning and co-starring Helen Chandler, Dwight Frye and Edward Van Sloan. 1931 brought on a new age of Universal monsters and probably the best and most memorable portrayal of the Count Dracula character.

Following the classic story, Dracula here is quite different from Murnau's Count previous portrayal. Bela Lugosi, who had a few years before been playing Dracula live on stage, basically writes the book in this film regarding what it means to be the Count. I mean when you see a Dracula impression today or even any time after the film was released, it's basically what Bela essentially did in this subtle classic. With a hypnotic look and strong screen presence, he brought this film to life.

Though as iconic and influential this film may be, I do feel I have to level with you regarding my personal opinion. Now there's a lot here I appreciate; the performances, the beautiful sets and the mood but even for a 70 something minute movie, this is a little slow and can tend to even be boring. So perhaps it hasn't held up as well over the years regarding entertainment value but that doesn't mean it can't be enjoyed on some level. I'd say this is worth a gander for horror fans, unless your opposed to watching old stuff. Sure it may require some patience but I think most can respect what this film accomplished. I mean if anything this is simply worth seeing for Bela, he's really one of the unsung legends of the Golden Age of Hollywood.... Just don't get the version with Philip Glass music, dear god that's annoying.

Fright Fact: The role of Dracula was originally meant for Tod Browning regular/horror legend Lon Chaney who unfortunately died of lung cancer in 1930 at the age of 47.
Horror Highlight: Renfield meets Dracula

Day 3: The Phantom of the Opera

2008-10-03T00:01:00.000-07:00

3. The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Dir: Rupert Julian, Edward Sedgwick (supplemental), Lon Chaney (Rumoredl)
Cast: Lon Chaney, Mary Philbin, Norman Kerry

I just couldn't make a horror movie retrospective without mention of the greatest horror star of the silent era, thus I give you The Phantom of the Opera starring "The Man of a Thousand Faces" Lon Chaney Sr. I'll admit it's been ages since I've seen this and it'll be tough giving you a thorough review but here I go again.

Based off Gaston Leroux's 1909 novel "Le Fantôme de l'Opéra" This was one of the early Universal classic that immediately cemented "The Phantom " also known as "Erik" as one of the early great movie monsters, that is until that douche Andrew Lloyd Webber tarnished the name with that terrible musical "The Phantom of the Opera is dead, inside my mind!".... What the hell is that?

A Dark mystery tale wrapped around a bittersweet love story, Phantom is a surprisingly complex film told and revealed in quite a classy and elaborate fashion. The sets are elegant and with plenty of odd and unique characters to inhabit it, a well layered piece I must say.

But seriously how can you talk about his movie without giving the deserved acclaim to it's lead. Lon Chaney had an amazing presence on camera and was definitely one of the finest performers of the time. He's terrifying yet captivating as Erik and easily the most memorable aspect of the film. It's just too bad that he died before the rise of talkies, he only managed to appear in one in 1930's The Unholy Three dying from throat cancer two months after the release. I think he would of made the transition quite well.. Too bad he didn't get see his son follow in his footsteps as well, but we'll talk about that in a future post.

Well anyways this an impressive production and with plenty of different versions floating around out there including a colorized version, there's a whole variety of versions worth your viewing pleasure.

Fright Fact: Lots of good ones for this flick, such as the supposed haunting of the film's infamous sound-stage by it's deceased star. Also did you know Chaney, who always did his own makeup, achieved the Phantom's bizarre nose by putting fish hooks in his nostrils? Now that's dedication...

Horror Highlight: Obviously this would be the Phantom's unmasking.

Day 2: Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

2008-10-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

2. Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
Dir: F.W. Murnau
Cast: Max Schrek, Gustav con Wangenheim, Greta Schroder

Directed by one of the greatest filmmakers of the silent era, today's entry is none other than the German film "Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror" directed by F.W. Murnau and released in 1922.

In what originally began as an attempt to make a film based upon Bram Stoker's Dracula, German film studio the "Film Arts Guild" couldn't actually obtain the rights to the story and instead would make an unauthorized adaptation that just happened to become one of the greatest vampire movies of all time.

So we basically have the classic Dracula story here with a few tweaks. We have the set up with a real estate employee hired to finalize the sale of a house in the Carpathian Mountains who then goes to meet the owner which is our central vampire character. Though instead of a suave character we get a bald and rat like being named "Count Orlok" played excellently by the very creepy Max Schrek... Why there's even some urban legends that claim Schrek was a real vampire which is basically the subject matter of the 2000 film Shadow of the Vampire which didn't do much for me. Anyways the story unfolds much in the same way as Stoker's novel, with the vampire's arrival in another country stalking and feeding upon citizen's until his eventual demise.

I think it's worth mentioning that the lighting plays a major role in this piece often to portray Orlok's boney silhouette ascending on his victims. I'd also give praise to the iconic makeup of Count Orlok who is easily one of the scariest looking characters in this vast genre. Nosferatu is an interesting subject for any student of film, or basically any horror fan. (The 1979 remake is pretty good too, directed by Werner Herzog and starring Klaus Kinski) If you ever feel like giving this one shot it's in the public domain so you could simply watch it on the web and without feeling guilty. It's still got some eerie entertainment value and a whole lot in the style department

Fright Fact: Claims to have created the concept that Vampires can be killed or harmed by sunlight... Though that ship scene looks mighty bright to me hmm...

Horror Highlight: Orlok aboard the ship

Day 1: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

2008-10-01T00:08:00.000-07:00

1. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
Dir: Robert Wiene
Cast: Werner Krauss, Conrad Veidt, Friedrich Feher

Starting things off we go to where feature length horror films were arguably first conceived, the heartland of Germany. Rising out of the "German Expressionism" era of the 1910s, a new genre would be born and forever become a staple of cinema. I begin my Horror film countdown with one of the most influential pieces of the silent era, Robert Wiene's The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari a German film released in 1920.

Detailing the story of a series of murders committed by a deranged Doctor (Werner Krauss), along with his faithful somnambulist (sleepwalker) servant Cesare (Played by a young Conrad Veidt) The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is unique not only for it's early use of a "frame story", that meaning that it's presented in flashbacks from a central character, but as well for it's legendary gothic presentation and unsettling atmosphere. Sets are twisted, deformed, and abstracted giving the viewer a cold and isolated feeling while the story presented in both a very brooding and dark manner, a special framework that would influence horror filmmakers for years to come.

What I love about Dr. Caligari is how much it stands out from other films of that era or even today. It truly is a surreal looking picture and a beautiful piece of art. Though you can't count out the great story that unfolds in this dreamlike picture. A suspenseful story of murder and mystery with plenty of great twists and turns, they certainly broke the mold when they made this.

Fright Fact: Legendary for it's complex and abstract look, most of the sets were actually just made out of paper with shadows simply painted on.

Horror Highlight: I wanted to include Youtube clips for my favorite scenes from each movie. It was kind of tough finding a scene from Caligari that didn't have somebody's personal lame music playing over it, so i just settled for any clip. Here's a scene where Caligari reveals Cesare, not much to it, just Conrad Veidt acting all creepy.

31 Days of Otteniween

2008-09-30T23:04:00.000-07:00

just wanted to tell anyone who may read my blog that they'll be a whole slew of posts this month. I felt like doing something special this October so I decided on reviewing 31 horror movies for every day of October. Yes that's 31 days of Otteniween! Thus I'll select some of my favorite horror films and some of the most influential. Naturally I can only cover so many films on this list, it wasn't easy to organize, but I'll do my best to bring you what I consider an appropriate timeline of the most memorable horror movies.

Gallop in Puyallup

2008-09-18T17:22:00.000-07:00

This is about a week late, so try to put yourself back in time by about a week or so to get the full effect. Every other year or so my family likes to attend the Puyallup Fair for it's rides, food, exhibits and of course silly merchandise and this year's trip, was yet again another triumph. Setting out at about 2ish, because Paul had school; myself, my brother Paul, my mom, step-dad Eric, my sister's Tiana and Colleen and Tiana's husband Ken hit the road for a grand family outing.

The trip there was peaceful enough, though I've been getting over various illnesses not to mention Paul was doing Geometry homework on my lap, but the traffic was light and arriving in Puyallup was no problem regarding crowds or parking. My mom surprisngly handed everone about hundred dollars or so to spend for the day's activites, as it was then planned we'd all split up. I of course would be spending the day wth Paul, who got in free, jerk... Though I was worried that his would mean it was my responsibility for him and myself having a fun day, I being the older brother thus being the responsible one, so we immediately set out to find various activities.

For our first stop we went to get some chow. In past years we'd always remembered getting cheeseburgers with Wallla Walla sweet onions that were pretty tasty, unfortunately the one's we got were less than stellar. The onions weren't sweet at all and the burger was pretty basic. It came with curly fries but they were just generic fries in bizarre shapes, I guess we must of went to the wrong stand, but either way it still managed to fill us up.

Later on we went roaming around all the merchandise stands, I wanted to walk away with a silly souvenir so we went near and far looking for something memorable. Most of the stands sold lame t-shirts and generic hats but soon our attention came to a wrestling stand. They sold totally sweet Mexican wrestler masks that me and Paul were just about to buy until we found out that all the good ones were surprisingly overpriced, I walked away in disgust.... Then Paul got an oversized slushy.

After that we checked out some of the exhibit halls, which were mostly guys selling really lame cleaning products. It seemed like you couldn't go very far without hearing someone talk about "the ultimate stain remover". Soon enough we found out this really wasn't the place for us and went to look at the animals. They were cute and what not but what really caught my attention was a stable of zebras as the exotic animals seemed out of place with all the cows, goats and sheep.

We continued to browse the fair grounds contemplating going on some amusement rides, but decided we'd wait for the monsterous crowds to die down. Paul was already getting hungry again and went over to a stand to get some funnel cake. I would of too had it not been for my grueling sore throat. His sugary treat was topped with strawberries and whipped cream and looked pretty good, I actually managed to take a bite or two risking the pain, and was pretty impressed.

It was at this point that the sun started beating down so I decided to finally go get a hat. So we made our way to a quaint shop that sold all sorts of exotic paraphenalia. Stuff like boomerangs, African necklaces, smocks but what really caught my attention was one of those cyndrical Vietnamese hats we've all seen, you know like Raiden in Mortal Kombat. This was an oppotunity that I couldn't ignore and bought it in a heartbeat. The only problem now was, "How I'm I gonna take this on any rides?" To cope with the sun I wore my garish hat that most people just couldn't stop staring at, it was embarrasing but I decided to keep truckin' on. Paul and I entered another exhibition hall where Paul looked for the supidest sunglasses he could. He came upon a light pair of sky blue shades with no frames that looked like something Peter Fonda would wear in the future. He liked them for awhile until he realized they were welded very poorly and thus wobbly.

Sometime in the late afternoon the family all met up just to see how everything was going. Tiana and Ken had told me that they'd seen a monkey show... Whatever that is I'm not sure, but I hear it had Baboons. Everyone seemed to like my Raiden hat so that was a plus, and it was funny to hear that no one had yet gone on a ride but everyone had bought silly souvenirs and eaten plenty. We decided we'd all meet up again at about 9:00pm and once we'd all told of our exploits, split up once again.

So Paul and I finally bought some overpriced tickets and stumbled into the ride section of the fair. We walked around forever looking for a ride with a reasonably small line so we started with the spook house. We'd gone on this ride in past years and were never thrilled, hopefully this year would be different, but it wasn't. After that we decided to tough it out in an unruly line for the "Enterprise". It's tough to explain but it was kind like a bunch of small of little carts that would spin around fast sideways and upside down. We waited for 20 or so minutes and than went aboard, it looked promising though me and Paul did have to sit in a umm funny looking position. Anyways the ride turned out to be a blast and one of the highlights of the whole evening. We followed this by some ride called the "Matterhorn" and then some other less than stellar rides. It was all still in good fun though.

A little while later Paul and I split an onion blossom and then just hung out. Frankie Valli was the musical performer that night so you couldn't go anywhere in the park without hearing his trademark falsetto. We had to wait awhile before everyone eventually met up at about 9:15pm where everyone returned with glowing toys and wands, mys sister Colleen had an annoying but shiny lite up wand and my mom had bought a plush alien. Though I couldn't believe my sister Tiana had gotten a Raiden hat. Just totally ripping me off, I guess I really set the mold or something. Though it did seem kind of funny that the two youngest fairgoers in out group, that being myself and my brother, walked away with the least amount of silly children's toys and what not, but you know everyone has their own way to take in the experience, Otteni out.

To Hell and Back

2008-09-09T11:46:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile since I wrote a post, so I thought I'd whip something up real quick. So I was pretty much as sick as a guy who's really sick yesterday and strangely enough laid back and watched all the Evil Dead movies with all the special features, I guess I'm already in the Halloween spirit. I think I've even found a new found respect for Raimi's debut film, I mean it may have a weak story and forgettable cast, aside from Bruce Campbell, but the gore is really something else. From stop motion, to claymation, to using creamed corn as guts... It's pretty impressive for a low budget movie and can you believe out of 41 reviews, it has 100% on Rotten Tomoatoes? Anymore and I'm sure it would start to go down, I don't mind but I've always preferred the sequel, which only has a 98%, I guess Raimi nows how to deliver entertainment.

On to the main point of this post, I was reading up on Sam Raimi to see what projects he has lined up and was quite surprised to see he's making his return to horror with the film Drag Me to Hell. With all the big budgets Sam works with today, I was looking forward to a return to his roots and this sounds intriguing. From what I've pieced together, the basic plot is that of a L.A. loan officer (Alison Lohman) who becomes cursed by an old lady that she refuses a loan, the old woman curses the loan officer and starts to ruin her life in terrifying ways and I guess Justin Long is in there somewhere as well. So there isn't a lot to work off of right now, but there has been some reassurring news unfortunately followed by some talk that already worries me, let me lay it out.

Pros
- The script is being written by Ivan and Sam Raimi, who although aren't perfect, they recently wrote Spider-Man 3 together, they've still written some good stuff such as Darkman and Army of Darkness. I mean I'd rather the Raimi's generate something from their own twisted imagination when it comes to horror, than hire someone else.
- Altough horror, Raimi promises some dark humor, which is always good to hear.
- Raimi's working with a smaller budget, some off his old school gross out makeup, and as he says "limited CGI".
- It's coming out relatively soon, May 29, 2009 to be exact, my 20th birthday.

Cons
- When Raimi was asked in an interview at Comic Con "Will it be extra gory?" his reply was "No it's extra clean." stating the suspense would be the main draw. Hmm I smell a PG-13 and is that what we want in Raimi's return to horror?
- Bruce Campbell unfortunately couldn't participate, even in a cameo, due to his commitments to his show Burn Notice nobody working on the film's fault, just a shame to hear.
- Hmm, I guess that's it so far... but that gore one is a big one.

So though I don't know too much about the specifics, I'm still generally interested. Plus it'll be good to have a horror movie out next year by a seasoned professional. That reminds me, I saw a trailer for next April's Wolf Man that some filmed on his camera at the San Diego Comic Con and I must say, it looks pretty sweet. Well that's enough for know see you in the funny papers

D-Day

2008-08-07T13:29:00.000-07:00

Happy David Duchovny's birthday, for as of August 7th he's 48 years old. Looks like I'm gonna have to watch some X-Files or one of his triumphant cinematic accomplishments like Evolution or House of D but seriously I'm sure he's done a couple good movies. I very much enjoy The TV Set in which he stars and I hear Things we Lost in the Fire is fine despite it's title being written in Dr. Seuss font. IMDb had that article where David said, he still thinks The Simpsons could cameo on the X-Files so let's see what happens there despite The X-Files ending 6 years ago.

Jack Attack

2008-07-27T01:42:00.000-07:00

Not that it's that thrilling for anyone who wasn't there, but I was surfin' the web and found this performance from the Hippiefest music event that I attended. Here we have Jack grooving out on "Sunshine Of Your Love" and "Sitting On Top Of The World" on his infamous CRB fretless bass. I was in the eighth row and I can actually hear my dad making loud howling sounds near the end, you can also see Jack talking about some guy trying to steal his water near the end. Looking back it sure was an impressive performance and seeing this again is pretty neat.

Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out

2008-07-22T01:02:00.000-07:00

Here I am back with a midsummer post about something I should of wrote about a few weeks ago enjoy. Today, I'll be reporting back to you my evaluation of my first concert of the summer with an in depth analysis of "Hippiefest 2008" an annual tour which I along with my dad, his friend Dick and Dick's wife Chris attended at the Chateau Ste Michelle in Woodinville. Normally this wouldn't be the kind of event that would spark my interest, but after my dad told me that Jack Bruce of Cream and Joey Molland of 70s Power Pop band Badfinger would be on the bill, I decided to give this a shot.

Cut to July 12th at about 5:00pm, about an hour before the show. Walking in I saw exactly what I knew but dreaded seeing, people in tie-dye. Yeah I understand these people are just trying to have fun with their psychedelic patterns and flowers in their hair but today, it just comes off as kind of superficial and annoying. Which brings me to the event's name "Hippiefest" what did this concert even have to do with the 60s? Badfinger, Jonathan Edwards and Janis Ian were all prominent 70s acts and they made up half the bill, seemed like lazy promotion. All in all this was mostly presented as more of a nostalgia trip than anything else. Not being from the era I'll admit I felt a little out of place, now I know how my dad fees when he attends concerts like Franz Ferdinand and The Killers today. Anyhow here's my input on the show which actually turned out to be pretty fun.

Jonathan Edwards
Starting it off was 70s singer/songwriter Jonathan Edwards. Probably an artist that most wouldn't recognize by name, I'm sure just about everyone has heard Mr. Edwards anti-war anthem "Sunshine". You know "Sunshine go away today, I don't feel much like dancing", it was in some Jeep commercials recently. Mixing a gentle balance of folk, blues, and pop, Jonathan Edwards brought a light, upbeat sound that isn't hard too appreciate. His guitar work was certainly a fine call to old fashioned blues playing and his strong harmonica playing created a nice down home blend. Probably the only part of his set that tuned me out, was the incredibly wimpy acapella piece "This Island Earth" one of those kind of "We can change the world if we try" themed songs that came off as an uninspired, corn-ball morality lesson. Overall Jonathan Edwards was pleasant enough for his styling of music, but not necessarily the kind of music I like to listen to.

Set list
People Get Ready/Train Of Glory
Sunshine
Shanty
This Island Earth

Joey Molland
One of the key artists that brought me out to this event, Joey Molland brought an almost eccentric and optimistic presence that really spread a bright enthusiasm on to the audience. Accompanied by the house band Joey, going with the theme of the concert, basically went up to bang out Badfinger's hits, and even though it was brief it was still an entertaining experience. I'll admit it was strange and a little depressing seeing Joey play songs that he didn't even write, I would of liked to see him do some of his own stuff, but I still considered it a treat to see the last surviving member of one of my favorite 70s bands. He appeared to have a good time and so did I.

Set list
Baby Blue
Come and Get It
Day After Day
No Matter What

Janis Ian
Known in the 60s and mostly 70s for her brand of bittersweet folk, Janis Ian going out with nothing more than an acoustic guitar brought a nice touch of class to this at times cheesy event. I had trouble getting into her music but I still found aspects to enjoy. Her guitar work was quite proficient and her voice has certainly held up pretty nicely over the years. I enjoyed seeing the sweet and tender ballad "At Seventeen" but aside from that it was probably the artist I was least looking forward to.

Set list
Jesse
Society's Child
My Autobiography
At Seventeen

The Turtles Featuring Flo & Eddie
: Next was the wacky antics of Flo and Eddie backed by The Turtles. For anyone who isn't familiar with Flo and Eddie, they are the two lead singers from the memorable 60s group. The audience seemed to respond pretty enthusiastically to their bouncy pop/rock stylings and with their "Yeah we've become a nostalgia group" attitude it was hard not to enjoy them. Utilizing a lot of audience participation and an optimistic energy, The Turtles delivered their memorable hits like "It Ain't Me Babe" and "Happy Together" with a strong stage presence and some quite proficient musicianship. Though probably the group I was least looking forward to, I ended up really enjoying their set.

Set list
You Baby
It Ain't Me Babe
She'd Rather Be With Me
Elenore
Happy Together

Jack Bruce
: Coming to the highlight of the show, who else but the very talented bass aficionado Jack Bruce, formerly of Cream. Being the headlining act and the only artist with T-shirts available it was strange to see Jack go on before Eric Burdon, but I guess he wanted to go first in order to leave early. Jack opened with a solo acoustic rendition of "As You Said" from the 1968 album Wheels of Fire which was probably the most blatant defying of not just playing "Their Hits". Though it was a little disappointing seeing Jack only play Cream material, he still did it with a positive attitude, a lot of energy and some very skilled bass work. It was as well a breath of fresh air to see an artist go up there and mess with the songs that made them famous through skilled jamming and impressive improvisation. This was without a doubt the best part of the show and an artist I'd like to view again sometime in the future.

Set list
As You Said
Sunshine of Your Love
Sitting on Top of the World
I Feel Free
Were Going Wrong
N.S.U
White Room

Eric Burdon and The Animals
Taking the stage to the tune of "We've Gotta Get Out of This Place", was the energetic Eric Burdon and The Animals who were alright but as well one of my least favorite acts. Where Flo and Eddie were very aware of being a nostalgia band, I got the impression that The Animals were taking themselves too seriously, and it translated to a very dry and cheesy performance. Playing mostly blues standards, Eric Burdon himself gave a nice touch of energy while as a whole the group was similar to something you might see on a hokey PBS special. Hardly an act to follow Jack, and kind of anticlimactic but they were still watchable and I still liked them to some extent.

Set list
We've Gotta Get Out of This Place
Sky Pilot
When I Was Young
Boom Boom
Mona
House Of The Rising Sun

So surprisingly, Hippiefest was fun despite the tacky nostalgia aspect. I'd go again if there was an artist like Jack headlining , but even there wasn't I could probably still enjoy it, peace out man.

P.S. I don't know why it says "Melanie" on the poster, I have no idea who that is.

John's Jukebox: Wish You Were Here

2008-06-22T14:27:00.001-07:00

Badfinger - Wish You Were Here

Here's a post I started awhile back but forgot to post so here I go. Now in the early 70s there was smaller but still significant music genre born on the radio that has since been dubbed "Power Pop". Combining the melodic pop sensibilites of the 60s and the new heavy guitar driven rock of the 70s, this proved to be brief but influential era. Fronted by bands like The Raspberries, Pilot, Big Star and Badfinger. The strong melodies, thick guitars and pounding drums of Power Pop would be key in influencing a handful of artists later in the decade such as The Cars, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Knack and Cheap Trick along with future artists, bands like Jet and The Raconteurs have frequently pointed out Badfinger as an inspiration and they just happen to be the artist I'm discussing today.

The year was 1974, Badfinger the band known in the past for songs like the radio friendly "Day After Day", the McCartney penned "Come and Get It" and the Pop/Rock classic "No Matter What" were in a hard time. Still being slammed with lawsuits from their former lable Apple and poor management, it was a hard time for the band financially and musically. Coming off of the poor results of their last album for Warner Bros., Badfinger pulled through to make the best album of their career, the 1974 album "Wish You Were Here", not to be confused with the later Pink Floyd album.

Recorded at Caribou Ranch in Nederland, Colorado Badfinger once again set to work with producer Chris Thomas (Elton John, The Sex Pistols, The Pretenders) and put together what is thought of by fans to be their most polished, unique and compelling album. Utilizing large string sections, some fantastic melodic songwriting and heavy reverb, "Wish You Were Here" is more or less an epic production. Songs like "Dennis" and the two part "In The Meantime/Some Other Time" are beautiful pieces and some of the best songs ever written by the gang. "Just a Chance" and "Know One Knows" represent the bluesy pop of Badfinger we've come to love while "You're So Fine" and "Love Time" present a softer acoustic side. Though bassist//songwriter Tom Evans, known for singing past Badfinger songs like "Maybe Tomorrow" and "Come and Get It" takes a back seat by only penning one track, the cutesy but mellow "King of the Load" this gives guitarist Joey Molland and Mike Gibbins a better chance to try out their vocal/songwriting abilities which are actually quite proficient.

Unfortunately, management pulled this record off of the shelves after only a few weeks back in 1974. Initial reviews were very positive but this album didn't truly make any impact until the rise of the internet. I actually got my copy on iTunes and have occasionally seen it in select stores like "Silver Platters", all I can say is it's a lot of fun and worth checking out if you ahve any interest in the band, it's one of my favorite albums.

Favorite Tracks: "Dennis", "In The Meantime/Some Other Time", "Meanwhile Back At The Ranch/Should I Smoke"

Happy Baekday

2008-05-29T14:07:00.000-07:00

Though the M's traded Cha Seung Baek to the Padres back on May 21, he's still one of the greatest individuals I know to share the same birthday as myself. One of the greatest temporary Mariners to grace this earth (except maybe for Greg Norton) and a beautiful human being.

John's Jukebox: Cloud Nine

2008-05-28T00:34:00.000-07:00

George Harrison - Cloud Nine (1987)

Now at first glance, you might think this looks pretty cheesy, but underneath that dated 80s album cover lies a truly great album. Now I've only heard so much of former Beatle George Harrison's solo career, but this is easily my favorite Harrison record. With some great songs, all star accompaniment including; Eric Clapton, Ringo Starr and Elton John, not to mention very tightly produced by Jeff Lynne. This album marked George Harrison's comeback into music as one of the great songwriters of the 20th century.

The year was 1987 (five years since Harrison's last album) when George decided to take a break from producing movies and take another crack at recording an album. With his last few attempts being critical and commercial failures, Ol' George felt a new wave of inspiration in 1987 and made the album Cloud Nine. By utilizing tight drums, rich backup vocals and an appropraite mix of synth and Harrison's trademark slide, George (working closely with Jeff Lynne) managed to create a new and fresh sound for himself, while even spawning some new found commercial success with his cover of Rudy Clark's "I Got My Mind Set on You" and it's follow up single "When We Was Fab" (George's tribute to Liverpool and the Fab Four). Now though Cloud Nine might sound a little dated these days, it doesn't stop these songs from retaining their catchiness. From tender ballads like "Someplace Else" or "Just for Today" to the rock and roll sounds of "Fish on the Sand" or "Devil's Radio" Cloud Nine is a standout work in Harrison's discography and has certainly drawn me in from time for many listens, too bad my original copy was destroyed.

Favorite Tracks: "This is Love", "When We Was Fab", "Fish on the Sand"

R.I.P. Sydney Pollack

2008-05-26T23:56:00.000-07:00

Sydney Pollack
July 1, 1934 - May 26, 2008
It's tough to believe that the legendary director and notable film actor Sydney Pollack has passed away. I certainly had no idea that he was fighting cancer with how busy he'd been keeping himself. (Too bad his last acting role was in Made of honor) Though I think it's inspiring that he didn't let his condition stop him from being productive, I can respect that. Though probably known in recent times more for his roles in movies like Michael Clayton,Eyes Wide Shut, and that hilarious phone commercial, his legacy will most likely live on through his influentiall work behind the camera. This including such films as; They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, Tootsie, and the oscar winning Out of Africa. With such sad news I just wish that I could've of become more familiar with Pollack's work before his passing, but look forward to seeing some of his films in the future.

Weezer on the Web

2008-05-23T16:49:00.000-07:00

If you love all those wacky internet stars like Tay Zonday or Numa Numa Guy or whoever... than you should check out Weezer's new music video for Pork and Beans, it's pretty wacky, but as well a pretty entertaining video. So if you haven't seen it than you should definitely check it out (It's worth a bit of a look) I posted it below.

John's Jukebox: Writers Block

2008-05-12T22:06:00.000-07:00

Peter Bjorn and John - Writers Block (2006)

Here's a new segment on my blog, where I'll do reviews about what I'm currently listening to. Since the Cat Fancy Blog mostly has reviews for new and classic albums, I thought this would be an appropriate place for me to write blogs on just whatever I've heard recently. As you can see, I've done a couple blogs like that, but this is the first official one.

Well anyone who listens to Indie or Alternative music has probably heard the 2006 song Young Folks, a spacey number with some sparse instrumentation, a delicate duet (featuring co-lead vocals from Victoris Bergsman) and how can you forget that infectious whistling melody? Anyways, I had to check this group out and and I now I'll give you my feeling's regarding Peter Bjorn and John's 2006 album Writer's Block.

Naturally hailing from Sweden, this three-piece have put together a handful of melodic and clever tunes for their third album. Often utilizing instruments you wouldn't often see in rock including; recorders, xylophones, mandolins and more. Writer's Block is a diverse work all nicely tied together by Peter Morén's calm European delivery and Bjorn and John's competent rhythmic backup. This making their perceussion an important part of their sound. John Eriksson's drumming is tight and punchy as he's accompanied by bongos and shakers. Bjorn Yttling is as well a fine partner to Peter as he plays a mean bass, does some fine backup vocals and even throws a little piano in there. Writer's Block may not be the most exciting album (some songs drag on a little) but it creates a strong atmosphere of bittersweet indie rock and has plenty of originality to it.

Favorite Tracks: "Amsterdam", "Paris 2004", "Young Folks"

The Sexinator: This time, it's personal...

2008-05-10T13:12:00.000-07:00

Well, I finally got to see video of Big Richie charging the mound against Texas Rangers Pitcher Kason Gabbard from a few games ago, and what do I think?... Awesome. Giving the fans something to talk about during this terrible slump has put a smile on my face. Sure Richie gets suspended and his actions get frowned upon, but as fan I find that it to come off as top notch entertainment. Richie has shown himself to be one bad mutha and in my book, he's the man of the week.

It's too bad that all these videos are being taken down by Major League Baseball. I wonder how long this one will last?

Below My Radar

2008-05-01T23:39:00.000-07:00

Kelley Stoltz - Below The Branches (2006)

I first heard about Kelley Stoltz a few weeks ago, when I saw commercial featuring his song "Memory Collector", or at least that's what I thought. It took me a few listens but soon it became clear as to why he sounded so familiar. The reason is, that I actually saw him open for The Raconteurs in 06' and didn't even realize it. I remember him pretty clearly as well, my reaction to his performance being "Yeah this comb-over guy ain't a bad songwriter" but I just couldn't remember his name until a couple days ago. I mean I just figured that he was a really small time musician and though he kind of his, hey he's got a song in a commercial and that's something. Perhaps he's making his way up?

On to the album "Below the Branches" (A Sub Pop release) is Stoltz 6th album and it has it's moments. The low tech recording (Most of which was done on an eight track tape player) has a quaint quality to it but this could of definitely benefited from a producer and some better recording equipment. The end result is pleasant pop music, but it's sloppy. Stolz performances are fine but could he could of definitely benefited from a second opinion while recording this. If this album was polished up a little, it could of been so much more. Though aside from that, Stoltz has written some pretty catchy little ditties, "Memory Collector" is definitely a standout (despite it's barely two minute length) and some other's really have that 60s pop essence working for them. I think Stoltz's music has a lot of potential and I'd definitely like to see what he could accomplish in a more professional environment. So until than, this album is still kind of fun.

Favorite Tracks: Ever Thought Of Coming Back, Memory Collector, Wave Goodbye

Getting "Red"y

2008-04-22T15:31:00.000-07:00

So how about that new Weezer album cover? Pretty wacky, especially Rviers Cuomo's new umm "Cowboy look" but I'm pretty pumped for their new album. I thought their new single "Pork and Beans" was pretty catchy so I remain hopeful. I guess the problem these days is that Weezer has kind of strained from their Cooky Alternative roots. I mean I liked a handful of songs from their last few albums, but they certainly aren't as inventive or experimental as the Weezer of the 90s. Possibly a good sign is that their latest single "Pork and Beans" is about people telling them to try and be more commercial. Could this mean they'll mix it up a litte on this new album? Some of the other band members are singing and writing a few tracks so I guess we'll see.
Though who knows, maybe the fact that the new album is self-titled again is a good omen. The Blue Album and The Green Album are certainly strong works, so let's hope for the best.

If your curious, here's a link to Weezer new single on Weezer's offical Site
Pork and Beans

SAC Fever

2008-04-15T20:24:00.000-07:00

Congrats to Jose Lopez on being the 12th player in MLB history to hit 3 SAC flies in a game. With the whole team hitting a total of 5 SAC flies in their impressive 11-6 win over The Royals. Everyone was swinging the bat tonight and it made for some good baseball. I found it especially interesting to see Arthur Rhodes tonight. Coming back to play after a year long absence and after recovering from Tommy John surgery is impressive. Though he only pitched for a a few batters in the 9th, it was still good to see him back to work and in a Mariners jersey again. Another thing I think worth mentioning, is last night's appearance of knuckleballer R.A. Dickey ((who's also gone through Tommy John surgery) back in the Majors pitching an inning for the M's. Well just thought I'd tell you what's on my mind. Happy Jackie Robinson's debut in MLB day!

It's Not Easy Being Green

2008-04-14T17:06:00.000-07:00

Could last night of been the last Seattle Sonic's last home game, in the team's 40 year existence? As April 11th was the last ome game of the season, the big question is "Will the team actually be moving to Oklahoma City next season." Supposedly we'll get a better idea come around this June during the trial precedings of Clay Bennett against the City of Seattle. With Seattle hoping to keep the Sonics at least until 2010, it's a depressing thought to know that we may not have a basketball team anymore, at least at some point in time. So how was last night's game? Not bad, fans were enthusiastic (even Gary Payton showed up to give his respects) and The Sonics managed to come from behind and beat the Mavericks 99-95. Good to see us go out on a good note I suppose.

In all of this, I just thought I'd use this opportunity to give my respect to my team, if they are truly leaving. Though I never got to experience the Glory Days of the late 70s, with legendary Sonics like "Downtown" Freddy Brown, Jack Sikma or player and coach Lenny Wilkens, I've heard plenty and still got to see the Sonics second best era in the Mid 90s. The days of Shaun Kemp, Gary "The Glove" Payton and Detlef Schrempf were exciting enough and I'm glad to of experienced it. So though we may have some douchebag (who never really cared about the Seattle fans) trying to snatch up our team. They'll always be Seattle's team if I have anything to say about it. Plus having a Sasquatch mascot in Oklahoma? That doesn't make sense.

The Dealy O

2008-04-12T10:40:00.001-07:00

Hey, hey, hey... So just to clear things up (In regards to the Cat Fancy blog) I was never trying to be rude to the C-Man or the Reverend, if this were real life, I would of just been casually joking about how me and Sean make all the posts, but since you lose that "human touch" on the internet it probably came off as really serious. Though it had been like weeks since Nancy and Colin had made a post, so I just figured I might as well just have my own blog again. I didn't think it was any big deal, but I guess it makes me come off as a bad guy like Snively Whiplash. It's not that I'm like, "Oh god the blog has to be done every day!" just at least every once in awhile, and I'm disappointed that it's become this chore because it takes like 5 minutes. I mean were all busy and everything, but I think everyone could at least do a post once a week, but you know whatever. When it all comes down to it's just a blog, and I don't really care that much. So I'll probably just post something later this week on C.F, I guess it probably wasn't the best idea to just quit, but I was hoping it would get people posting again. I was more of just pissed off that night no one was making an attempt to do a T3 that night. Well grbye, I got to catch up on my "Parental Control"

Spoonful of Sugar

2008-04-08T15:29:00.000-07:00

Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga (2007)

So recently I picked up Spoon's most current album released last summer and since than (after giving it many listens) I can strongly say it's pretty darn good. Now the story of how I ended up getting this abum all started probably around last winter. I heard one of their songs on the radio I think it was "You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb" and was like "This is nice, I like this, what is it?' Colin told me it was Spoon (They did that song that was in the trailers for "Stranger Than Fiction" that wasn't "Don't Bring Me Down" you know the piano heavy thing, I guess they contributed to the soundtrack) which I'd heard of before but knew nothing of. I tried to remember that but soon forgot, not long after I was in Sean's car for reasons which I can't remember and Spoon's "Don't You Evah" was on the radio. Once again I liked it, though I didn't even know it was the same band, then cut to about earlier in March where my dad and I heard "The Underdog" on the radio but "The End" didn't say who it was... Some times Radio stations screw around with you like that, like announcing all the songs they'll play in an hour but then wont mention it again. Anyways, it would never of even of crossed my mind that these three songs were by the same band let alone on the same album, so when I found this out I had to get it the album.

Now cut to about last weekend, I picked up the album at Silver Platters for free with my points or "funbucks" if you like, and decided to give it a shot. My immediate reaction was yeah it's good, there were a couple songs I was "iffy" about but for the most part it wasn't bad. Though not long after, I found myself liking just about all the songs. With probably the only song that I don't care for being "The Ghost of You Lingers" (which never really goes anywhere interesting) but after that it's smooth sailing. With the offbeat yet entertaining alternative rock of Spoon's "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga" Lead Songwriter and front man Britt Daniel leads the group with his rough European sounding voice (They are from Austin, Texas) while penning a handful of gems in this at times sparse yet creative work. From the more upbeat tunes such as "You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb" and "The Underdog" (Incorporating nice touches of brass, xylophone, and interesting forms of percussion) to the more abstract "Finer Feelings" or "My Little Japanese Cigarette Case" Spoon's sound has a unique charm to it with this handful of somewhat unconventional rock songs. It might take a little while to get into but it's certainly worth a shot if you're looking for something new in the world of Alternative music.

A Walk in the Park

2008-04-06T18:50:00.000-07:00

I've decided I'm going to try and split my ideas for blogs between My own and The Cat Fancy Blog, in an attempt to keep my own blog reguarly updadted. Naturally my own will have more personal stories and if I want to post something but there has already been a post on Cat Fancy I'll put it here. So today I thought I'd discuss my thoughts on last Saturday's SNL which I have to admit, wasn't half bad.

Now this is really something of a shocker when you look at the current quality of the show. It isn't a particularily strong cast these days (Seth Meyers) and only every once in a blue moon do they pull off a good sketch, but this episode actually had a handful of funny sketches due solely to Mr. Christopher Walken. Now I always check into SNL once a week for at least a sketch (I guess I always want to see if it will fail to dissapoint, but it always does) and with the Walkman hosting, I couldn't resist. So the show starts and here I expect Colin and I to watch it for about 5 minutes before we change it to something better and guess what... We actually watched the whole episode. From the opening monologue where Christopher Walken "Writes questions for people to ask him" to the very end. It was a good feeling to be like was "This ain't bad, maybe this will work out" and for the most part it did. naturally there were some weak sketches, (that's too be expected with a 90 minute show) but only a few (Like "Weekend Update" and that skit where Kristin Wiig was the lady excited for a party) Some of these sketches were a great showcase for Walken's outright kookiness including; cleaning up a school production of "Grease" with lyrical changes such as "Go Gene Rayburn, Go Gene Rayburn" and "Hubba, Hubba, Hubba, Hubba, Hubba Hubba, Fleam", being obsessed with a male co-worker, and playing a paranoid gardener who places googily eyes on plants are all sketches that complimented Walken's style. So aside from a few weak sketches (and a somewhat underwhelming performance by emo rockers Panic At The Disco) It was one of the best episodes in a while.

Tickler for a Stickler

2008-04-05T10:55:00.000-07:00

I finally got to see some of Larry David's HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and defintely have found a strong liking to it immediately. My dad and I went down to 'Hollywood Video" with the intention of renting the first season but since it was unavailable, we ended up getting the second season instead. I was definitely not thrilled by the idea of starting with the second season but my dad's like "It's a sitcom" so I just went with the flow and actually I wasn't confused or anything it was definitely very funny. It's almost like " The George Costanza Show" in that Larry David really is quite similar to George. Picking and prodding at insignificant issues which always backfire and end up making things much worse for him. I'll admit sometimes I feel like Larry gets on too many people's bad sides when it isn't always his fault, but it's just a comedy and for most part usually adds to the experience. There are as well those very tense spots, where your like "No don't say that, don't say anything you'll just make it worse." and then he goes ahead and screws everything up. A great show indeed, I wish I'd figured out about renting the show earlier.

Back To School

2008-04-05T10:35:00.000-07:00

I realized I don't update this enough so I decided to give it another whirl. I don't have as many exciting adventures as Sean, but there's got to be something interesting I can share hmmm... Oh well I did get my new classes earlier this week. (Being that my Spring Break has recently ended) "Math" which I never like to discuss, "Media & Messages" A.K.A "Visual Literacy" which is just an excuse to analyze movie clips and "Advanced Screen Writing" which looks to be fun but as well very intimate. I say this for the reason that only people who were in the first class could take this one thus there are only eleven students. We meet on Fridays for 2 1/2 hours and critique and help each other with our screenplays. It's fun to be in an enivronment where you can mention any movie and at least someone else will have seen it. (I can only take so much of hearing people talk about stuff like 'Jumper" and "10,000 B.C.") Definitely a nerdy environment, but for the most part it's where I belong. As for everyone's ideas, I usally have mixed feelings. Not that I think my ideas are that great but sometimes I think some people just don't take the time to come up with a story. Stuff about Special Opps. agents, vampires or aliens. There hasn't been too much of that in this class... Yet, but personally I'd be embarassed to write about something so juvenile. I think another aspect I cant stand, is some of these stories are just endlessly confusing. Sometimes it seems like it'll take someone 30 minutes to explain there story tsk tsk.

Another class I feel like mentioning just briefly is "Media and Messages" which I said earlier is more of an analysis of movies than anything else. It makes me feel cool because I always know plenty about the movies were discussing or have seen them, so i always feel like I'm on the rigtht wave link. Despite the fact that I can never think of anything meanigful to say when we discuss the clip right after we've seen it. (I'm not good on my toes) So anyways, we look at violence and messages in film and most importantly visuals. "A Clockwork Orange", "The Wild Bunch" and "Bonnie and Clyde" are a few things we've looked at, it's not bad. Something interesting is my instructor has a Wikipedia entry, talking about his life and short films even going on to say he won some sort of special oscar for a documentary he made in the late 70s... I can't figure out what this means as I can't find his film to have won any oscars.... But he's still interesting guy and he knows his stuff.

I Can Drive 55

2008-03-13T15:58:00.000-07:00

Well it's been a long road, but as of today March 13th, 2008 (William H. Macy's birthday) I am finally a licensed driver. It's been embarrasing not having it considering I'm 18 but now it's all good. It all started with my written test which I took earlier this month. I studied that book from front to back, but still fell to a handful of questions regarding purchasing your vehicle and some stupid bicycle stuff. Which I don't get at all "Yeah I got my license, I'm gonna go ride my bike at night!" So about a week later I took it again without missing a thing though I did get most of the same questions... It took me like 2 minutes. Anyways cut to today March 13th, I was pretty stressed yesterday and part of today, being that I had this test and another one in math. So I went down at about 3:00 and was glad to see that I got the hip young semi-asian guy. I was a complete wreck through the whole test, I knew exactly how to do everything he asked, but I did pretty much most of them so-so. My parallel parking wasn't so good and I had some vision problems I guess but nothing too serious. At the end I was incredibly relieved and surprised to hear that I passed with an 82%. I was shocked that even on a sloppy outing like that (probably the worst I've ever driven) was still enough to pass. So now I can be proud to join the other drivers on the road and rub it into to people that don't have it.. Just kidding, hey look how long it took me...

(Pictured above the man that taught us how to dream, Sammy Haggar)

Adventures in the Screentrade.

2008-03-03T16:56:00.000-08:00

So this guy in my screenwriting class showed everyone this sweet screenwriting program that you can download of the web for free. It's a lot of fun and certainly makes writing easier. It also offers templates for playwriting, storyboarding and other stuff. If you're interested than I suggest you check it out.

http://www.celtx.com/

Men are from Mars

2008-02-18T14:58:00.000-08:00

The Mars Volta - Bedlam in Goliath

So it looks like those Mars Volta fellas got a new album out. With it now being a few weeks after the release your possibly curious as to my opinion maybe? Well let's take a look, The Mars Volta's new album "Bedlam in Goliath" is another heavy entry from these hard rockers that unfortunately, doesn't really break any new ground for them. It's the same old shtick with their heavy experimentation and overly complicated arrangements. I like a lot of the musicianship and their use of certain instruments in interesting ways (check out that saxophone on "Wax Simulacra") But I'd really like to see "The Mars Volta" try and simplify things. Try and focus more on the songs then on the production or sound. I think they have a genuinely unique style but would really like to see them take that in a different direction.

The Chicago Valentine's Day Chainsaw Massacre

2008-02-14T16:35:00.000-08:00

Well as you many not know, today is the 79th anniversary of the "Saint Valentine's Day Massacre" Which surely means enough time has passed to joke about it. "I guess Al Capone didn't get any Valentines that day Ha Ha." stuff like that. It was certainly some event. Capone and Moran gunning it out. They should make a "good movie" about it someday, cause Roger Corman's version just ain't gonna cut it. Who do cast as Al Capone.. James Gandolfini? Jack Black? what about Bugs Moran.. Robert De Niro? Jack Black? Sounds like a winner to me.

R.I.P. Roy Scheider

2008-02-11T00:11:00.000-08:00

Roy Scheider
November 10th, 1932 - February. 10, 2008
Well I was saddened to hear today that two time oscar nominee Roy Scheider has passed away. Most famously as the star of Jaws Roy Scheider has lent himself to handful of notable films (The French Connection, All That Jazz, Marathon Man) and will be greatly missed.

On a lighter note it would appear that Barack Obama has cleaned up quite nicely here in Washington with some news outlets naming the The Great Northwest "Obama Country" It's quite exciting to see a fresh new candidate gaining momentum in one of the most exciting elections in years. I guess my dad was chosen as an Obama delegate after his heartwarming speech at the Junior High so good for him.

I Love the 90s

2008-02-08T16:11:00.000-08:00

Watching this brings me back to a simpler time. A time of; Tamagotchis, Surge, and Chumbawumba.

If anyone saw this earlier and is now confused by the absence of David Duchovny, it's because that version got taken off of Youtube. Everything I put up is taken down pretty fast... I might just have to put up something else really 90s soon... Like a Game Gear commercial or something.

Twists of Fury

2008-02-07T17:44:00.001-08:00

So I was looking around online today for any info regarding the new M. Night movie The Happening and was surprised to see all the negativity directed towards it on Imdb. I just can't believe all the people that just liter imdb's forums with comments such as "Worst director ever?" or "Most overrated director of all time?" It's almost like it's become hip to trash M. Night. so I thought I lend my insight to the situation. Now those 2 comments I used as examples are as a matter of fact the most frequent ones I have seen, and I understand if people want to complain about a filmmaker on the forum to that page, (where else would they do it) but I just can't believe the kind of flack he gets, which is even more than some far worse directors.

Now obviously M Night is not the worst director of all time so I wont even address that but overrated? Is he really rated that high? I'd understand this if he was really popular, but it's not like he gets a bunch of glowing reviews or a bunch of oscars. He's just another filmmaker going out there, making movies with his own style and I personally appreciate his attempts at being different.

Probably another one of the most common complaints is "He always has to end with a twist." First of all I don't really think Signs ended with a twist. It just kind of tied together a string of unclear elements. Not to mention Lady in the Water certainly didn't end with a twist. Leaving us with The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and The Village. (Not including M. Night's early light drama films). The first being an oscar nominated classic that really wouldn't of been the same without a twist. The twist in Unbreakable is also I think what made the film. Now I can understand why people didn't like the ending to The Village, it's twist certainly changes the tone of the film and almost eliminates the suspense, but personally I found it to be a good move. What we got was a much different film then we expected and I'd much prefer that direction to there actually being monsters.

But when it all comes down to it, what's really wrong with having a twist ending? In the case of The Sixth Sense it had one of the most surprising endings of all time and people loved that. Perhaps you can say that it made M. Night predictable because after that you were expecting twist endings, but it's not like anyone ever really figured the endings out beforehand. I know they still always got me, so I don't understand what's wrong with occasionally using twists? Look at The Twilight Zone arguably one of the greatest sci-fi television shows of all time, it always had twist endings and hey it's memorable show. I think it's basically because people don't like being tricked. They go in expecting a certain kind of movie and then get something different. So perhaps most people prefer stuff that's predictable? I don't know but I'll always be excited when new M. Night movies come out. (except if he does "Avatar: The Last Airbender")

I was gonna post a trailer to "The Happening" for this blog but can't seem to find it anymore. I here it's attached to "Jumper" so I guess we'll have to wait and see that. I'm of course just kidding.

At the Movies 07 - Continued

2008-02-05T17:19:00.000-08:00

So I saw "Into The WIld" online and was pretty impressed. It's a great story that's well acted, visually beautiful and even good enough for me to decide to edit my 07' movies list and put in "Into The Wild" at an impressive 6th place. Good jorb "Into the Wild"

Sunday, Bloody, Sunday

2008-02-04T00:03:00.000-08:00

Well it was some Super Bowl Sunday as the Giants took down those pesky Patriots. Naturally, I rooted against the Pats for the fact that not only did they win all their games this season, but already have 3 superbowl wins in this decade. Plus I mean the Red Sox had already won the World Series, "The Departed" won best picture last year... I think the people of Massachusetts needed to be stopped at some point in time. It was a pretty close game too. Personally I found it hard to be interested in watching other teams play, but being the cultural event that the Super Bowl is, figured I was obligated to at least watch some of it.

As for the always hyped Super Bowl commercials, I must say that I was no more impressed than that of the everyday commercials I see. Kevin seemed to really enjoy this one Justin Timberlake commercial where he gets hit in the nuts. (Or as Kevin refers to Justin Timberlake as "That fat black guy that ripped apart that woman's breast.") I have no idea how he got that in his mind. Also artwork for the new Defenestrators album started. (I'm not sure how that'll turn out but I'm optimistic.) So much going on, but so little time.

The Claytonator

2008-01-31T14:21:00.000-08:00

So I finally went ahead and caught "Michael Clayton" while it was still in theaters and enjoyed it just fine. I think it took a while to get moving, but when it did it was an intriguing dramatic thriller. All the performances were strong, it being especially entertaining to watch Tom Wilkinson act all looney. The story wasn't too confusing either (despite the subject matter). I may have missed a few minor details here and there but I think I got the big picture. Tony Gilroy definitely has a knack for sharp and intelligent scripts and he does a fine job in this. So where would it rank with other films I saw in 2007? Well it was pretty good but something would really have to impress me to make me edit my "Top Ten movies of 2007" again. Though it probably is better than "The Mist" or "28 Weeks Later" they're more like guilty pleasures and I just want to be completely honest.

So after viewing "Michael Clayton" I have officially seen all of the the best picture nominated films. So how do I think they all rank up in my mind?

1. No Country For Old Men - Easily the best film of the year, suspenseful, engaging well acted, beautifully filmed and the list goes on. Everyone seems to dislike the brief ending I think it was an appropriate decision being that it was more realistic.

2. There Will Be Blood - Not Really much of anything happens in "There Will Be Blood" but it's still a visually stunning film lead by an incredible performance. Daniel Day-Lewis really is a treat to watch and can make any movie hold your interest.

3. Juno - I wonder if "Little Miss Sunshine" has opened up the door for indie dramadies to be nominated for best picture? I liked "Juno" just fine but it really doesn't quite a strong enough film to take home best picture. Though seeing fun films like this always make it nice to see the Oscars are occasionally hip.

4. Michael Clayton - Michael Clayton is a film that's good at showcasing performances and certainly deserved the nomination but story-wise isn't quite compelling enough to get a best picture win.

5. Atonement - Definitely my least favorite, "Atonement" is pretty lucky it got released when it did because it's certainly not oscar standard, but then again there have been many films not deserving of a nomination in the past. Just hope this doesn't win.

Well that's all Folks!

The Reign of Louis XIV

2008-01-29T22:43:00.000-08:00

Louis XIV - Slick Dogs And Ponies

Now though I usually give an album a couple of listens before I make an opinion, Louis XIV's new album "Slick Dogs and Ponies" has already hooked me in. With more complex arrangements (Strings on almost every song) and rich backup vocals Louis XIV have given us a solid album. A nice balance of dirty rockers and bittersweet ballads, "Slick Dogs and Ponies" was a step in the right direction for Louis XIV whom now have become almost like a modern day glam rock band. Some of my favorite tracks are the bowie esq. "Air Traffic Control" the starting track "Guilt By Association" and "Hopesick" But I basically have a strong liking for most of the other songs too. I probably still like the last album better, but this is still a pretty good start for music in 08' for me, some swell stuff.

A Bit Pants

2008-01-27T19:29:00.000-08:00

This was an interesting weekend as myself and my friends, went to go see both "Rambo" and "Atonement" at Bella Botega. Now why would I see "Atonement"? Well basically my only reason is that it was nominated for best picture, not only that but it is well took home best picture at the Golden Globes, and did it deserve it? The answer is "No not really." Unfortunately, "Atonement" is one of the most dull films I can recall seeing in theaters in awhile. There is definitely some Interesting story elements in this (Which is why I wonder if the book is perhaps better) but their mostly drown out through character's aimlessly wandering around and acting all depressed. Now I didn't hate "Atonement" I did like the young girl played by Saoirse Ronan (Whom is up for best supporting actress by the way) and the sets were nice, which I suppose should be expected in a period piece, but after the first act I couldn't help but begin to feel bored. I didn't too much care for the leads, James McAvoy wasn't particularly compelling and Keira Knightley (Who seems to shift from period piece to period piece) was in my opinion pretty dry. Going back to my point on "the book" I'd like to think that certain books just don't translate well into film. A lot can be lost including; detail, how the character's feel or what they think, not to mention you don't have to absorb the whole story in one sitting. Perhaps all the shots of the characters wandering or acting all pouty were trying to portray this, but it certainly didn't work for me. Overall "Atonement" definitely isn't Oscar worthy, I guess if you like sappy period piece's then you might like it, but if not then I suggest you avoid this one.

Rambo's Back 4 More!

2008-01-27T00:29:00.000-08:00

It's been roughly 26 years since John Rambo first hit the big screen in "First Blood" (based off of the novel by David Morrell) and who would of ever thunk it that he'd still be the pop culture icon that he is? You just can't deny that he's probably one of the biggest action hero characters in all of film and certainly of the 1980s.Looking back at all these flicks I find their all basically dumb fun. Not really anything more than that, sometimes we just enjoy watching movies that don't require you to think and just relax and joke with your friends. Not too say that their necessarily bad movies, just movies you don't have to take to seriously.

First Blood (1982)
: In Rambo's first outing, we learn that he's a vietnam vet suffering from some psychological trauma. Just rambling around until he gets into trouble with the authorities. Soon enough Rambo is relentlessly killing off cops with hand made traps and brute force. Kind of an interesting start for the series and it isn't even called Rambo. (Perhaps it's really trying to follow the book more, though I don't really know)First Blood is messy fun and I dig those Vietnam flashbacks. (Where Rambo has a mustache.)

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
I find it interesting that the most popular image of Rambo, actually comes from the second film. Here we have Rambo back in Vietnam rescuing P.O.W's, blowing up things with a bow and arrow, lots of gunfire and explosions and etc. Which really wasn't as present in the first film. Rambo II is loads of fun through it's ridiculous scenarios and cool one-liners and still my personal favorite Rambo.

Rambo III (1988)
: Rambo III gets off to a promising start but never really goes anywhere interesting. It's certainly not as entertaining as the first two. We do get a little more screen time for Col. Trautman (Richard Crenna) but he's mostly just being beat up stereotypical Soviets through the whole movie. The whole relationship with the Afghan freedom fighters isn't that compelling either. There's a few good kills but nothing really impressive.

Rambo (2008)
:Rambo basically delivers everything you'd want to see in a Rambo film. It's a little slow at first but once rambo decides he's had enough people die.... And I mean PEOPLE DIE!!! Rambo's gore is fantastic and the action sequences are loads of fun. If only they weren't spread out so much this could of been the best Rambo. But instead another respectable enough entry into the Rambo Quadrilogy. (Really dug that British guy too.)

So basically this isn't a great series, but it has given us a memorable character when it comes to action flicks. Sure they're cheesy but they make us smile and cheer for the good guy. Cause to Rambo killing is easy as breathing.

Seeing Green

2008-01-24T14:12:00.000-08:00

So my dad bought some sort of green cloth and sucessfully pulled off a green screen test. So hopefully I'll get to try that out soon once he he's ready to do a more elaborate set up. Think of all the possibilites; music videos? Phony news casts? War Story in Space? It's exciting.

Channel Surfing

2008-01-24T00:04:00.000-08:00

So after tonight's season finale of "Monster Quest" on The History Channel I'm completely out of shows to watch. Because of all this I've started watching David Duchovny's Golden Globe winning show "Californication" on the intertube. (I consider David Duchovny to myself like Sean to Zach Braff) It's not really that great yet here I'm about 6 episodes in. Where Duchovny plays a hip sex addict and accomplished writer who can't write anymore. Uh oh and his ex-girlfriend (whom he has a child with) is getting remarried and dramedy ensues. Though it is strange that I'm watching so much of a series I just think is okay, it's almost like when I watched "Freaks & Geeks" and was like "This is pretty mediocre." and the next thing you know I've practically seen the entire series. I also in the meantime can lay back on the occasionally entertaining "Sarah Connor Chronicles" Though if they open one more episode with a dream sequence where Sarah Connor is attacked by Terminators then I'll be pissed. So thank god for the intertube in all of this, I can keep watching shows on the internet or at least wait until T.V. is in our mind.

P.S. You know another thing that's getting on my nerves is digital homework? Why do I have to do math problems on the internet? Can't you just give me a worksheet, so I don't have to walk over to my dad's house so I can work on a PC with the installed coursecompass program? Plus my new ferrets are seriously affecting my allergies so much that my lips are swollen and I put chapstick on it but that just makes it worse.

The Ledgster

2008-01-22T23:25:00.000-08:00

1979-2008

Though I've never been a fan of Heath Ledger, it's really a tragedy to see someone so young die. Perhaps he'll win me over with his portrayal of the Joker? Well I look forward to "The Dark Knight" and it would appear to be promising. I also heard that Heath was working on a film with Terry Gilliam. I don't know how far they were into filming but doesn't it seem like Terry Gilliam is forever screwed with getting his movies of the ground? His troubles with "Brazil" or failed film about Don Quixote? I wonder what the fate of that project will be. Well anyways my condolences to Heath Ledger and may his legacy live on.

Oscar Fever (It's an Epidemic!)

2008-01-22T14:35:00.000-08:00

Well if you didn't already know, today (January the 22nd) the nominations for the 80th Annual Academy Awards were announced. I personally get pretty excited at this time of year, being that I find the Oscars to be the only award show worth a damn, but also because I like to pursue seeing all the films nominated for best picture. Of which I still need to see "Atonement" (which I am not really looking forward to) and "Michael Clayton" (which though I missed an opportunity to see have decided to rent it instead of watching it all online.) Perhaps it's my tradition to see at least one of the nominees on dvd as I did last year with Babel.

So what's the scoop on the oscars? Looks like "No Country For Old Men" and "There Will Be Blood" did pretty well with nominations, both films I quite enjoyed. I'm kind of pissed that "Sweeney Todd" got the royal screw job but will be more pissed if "Atonement" is lame. But it's too bad, I figured Tim Burton was gonna finally get a best director nomination and he could finally have a contender for best picture, but all it really got was just a best actor nom and some costume stuff. Though I doubt Johnny Depp will win (I guess it's an honor just to be nominated). It would appear that everyone is saying Daniel-Day Lewis or as I like to call him "D-Day" is a shoe in for best actor and he certainly deserves it as one of the best actors around.

Cate Blanchett got about her bazillionth nomination for both "I'm Not There" and that "Elizabeth the Golden Age" thing. Somehow I always seem to manage seeing practically none of the films nominated for best actress. Though I did see "Juno" and I suppose Ellen Page deserved a nomination, though I'm not sure about a win. Then again I don't really know what she's up against. It seems pretty strange that the mom from "American Gangster" was nominated. I suppose she was fine but that was certainly one of those strange last minute noms. Also what I feel to be the biggest surprise would be the best supporting actor nomination of Hal Holbrook for "Into the Wild" Now making him the oldest man to ever be nominated for an oscar (He's 82 and will be 83 by the time of the oscars.) while also being his first nomination. Of course I always root for old people if they've never won. I didn't see "Into the Wild" but c'mon 82? He could be dead any day now give him some of that oscar gold.

As for the rest I'm never quite sure it seems as though best director could go any way. I'm going to assume "Juno"will pull a "A Little Miss Sunshine" and win best original screenplay while best adapted screenplay looks like a tough choice, though "No Country" is probably the front runner for that. (As it for lots of things) and good luck to all the other films awarded for things like sound editing and what not. I just hope the ceremony this year on February 24th doesn't get fudged up.

Going over the Clover

2008-01-21T10:46:00.000-08:00

Well here we are, the mysterious J.J. Abram's "Cloverfield" has been released and after my viewing I must say that all the build up and anticipation in my opinion paid off fairly well. What we got was an exciting and original fast paced monster movie with laughs, thrills, chills and more. Unfortunately it would seem that the general feeling with the audience I saw it with, was one of disappointment. Their loss I suppose, here's some points I found worth mentioning.

Camera Work - It was pretty surprising to me that the theaters actually had motion sickness warnings outside and even so that a lot of people say it made them sick. I can't really understand that, what's everyone whining about? I could've eaten a deep dish pizza while watching this, it's just like watching stuff on Youtube but with better image quality. Yeah I'll admit that it was overly shaky at times, but cut the characters some slack. They're gonna have to bend reality little bit to make you believe that someone would hold on to a camera that long in this situation anyways. It's just a movie not a tobagan ride.

Characters/Acting - Going into this I was afraid the acting would be more likely poor or melodramatic but it was fine. The people for the most part seemed to act realistically, as people would if this were to really happen. Rob's whole attempt at risking his life to save the girl he likes, I think was justified enough seeing some of problems he faced earlier on. Our main cameraman "Hud" was easily the best character, slow witted but likable and a nice touch of comic relief. I felt bad for some of the deaths, but I guess it would be surprising for anyone to survive in that kind of dangerous environment.

The Effects - Now some of Cloverfield's CGI was pretty impressive. The enormous monster rampaging the city was a sight to be seen, and let us not forget the eye popping destruction of New York CIty. Everyone kept saying things like "Oh it's too soon seeing New York destroyed like that, the images just remind people of 911." But c'mon what were they supposed to do? If you're gonna do a giant monster movie, then you're gonna need to put iy into a huge urban environment, and naturally New York is just best suited for that.

The Story - Something fun about "Cloverfield" is that were just as clueless as the characters as to what's really going on. I find it to often that we get movies with scientists giving a big explanation of how it came to be or whatever, but I kind of liked it being kept a mystery. it almost makes it more scary and unsettling. The starting of the film with Rob was surprisingly entertaining as well, I kind of liked these characters and was genuinely interested in who they were. That's what drove the movie.

Other - Hey, how about that sweet Godzilla esq. theme at the end? Pretty epic, I looked it up and was pretty surprised that the composer "Michael Giacchino" was as well the same composer for "Ratatouille" and "The Incredibles" not too shabby.

In conclusion, I think Cloverfield basically accomplished everything that a giant monster movie should. Sure it was a little short and kind of left us with a lot of questions, but it was different and I really enjoyed the whole concept.
Good for you Cloverfield....

P.O.V.

2008-01-14T17:34:00.001-08:00

Soon to come are a few movies that are all filmed with handheld cameras, ( I assume to give the illusion that were watching the events from the perspective of one of the characters) These 3 films being the top secret J.J. Abrams project, "Cloverfield" the new Romero zombie flick "Diary of the Dead" and the upcoming thriller "The Poughkeepsie Tapes." Now I'm sure they all have their various reasons to film their movies like this, but isn't it strange that all these films are coming out in 2008, let alone within a couple of months of each other? Now I thought this was pretty weird, so let's take a look at what this popular technique has to offer.

1. Cloverfield - Now we've all seen movies with giant monsters (Godzilla, King Kong, Stay-Puff Marshmallo Man) tearing up urban environments, but how about from the smallest and most personal point of view available? Of course I'm talking about the perpsective of some guys digital camera. The concept here makes the threat scarier with the viewers knowing even less of what's going on, and as we've all heard, "sometimes the scariest parts are what you don't see." Personally I think it's pretty neat. I mean this is no low budget movie, so using a trick like this is quite a gamble, but frankly I think it'll manage to payoff.

2. Diary of the Dead - Now though Romero hasn't really stated this, I can't help but ponder if this was partly done for reasons regarding budget. Now I'm aware that he's probably trying to accomplish the same kind of suspense that "Cloverfield" is trying to create and the whole plot is about young film makers, but this almost didn't get a theatrical release and I can't help but ponder if this kind of gimmick can help sell a film.

3. The Poughkeepsie Tapes - Now I've only heard of this from one trailer I saw before "The Mist" but what I've gathered is here we have a murderer who's filming his killing spree and I guess were watching it. This film's terror I assume is supposed to come from the fact that were watching a movie through the eyes of a sick killer giving the film a kind of disturbing edge. Now I pretty much have no interest in this film (particularly due to it's terrible film quality) but am still intrigued that this is using a similar technique as the other two films.

Most likely this is all just a coincidence. I mean it's not like we got a million theatrical "Blair Witch" Knockoffs when that came out, so I doubt any of these films are trying to copy each other's ideas. I just find it strange how often stuff like this happens. For example, in the 90s we got 2 films about Wyatt Earp at about the same time "Tombstone" with Kurt Russel and Kevin Costner's "Wyatt Earp" more recently there were those two films about Truman Capote the successful "Capote" and lesser "Infamous" If I really tried, I bet I could find even more films similar in style or story that had close release dates. I've even heard there might be two films about Edgar Allen Poe out this year. So whether these are all people ripping each other off or just coincidences, I can't help but wonder what's the dealy O?

Exit the Dragon

2008-01-14T01:04:00.000-08:00

Now I figured after I posted my "At the Movies" post, that I had basically seen all the best and worst movies 2007 had to offer, but I guess I spoke too soon, because I forgot a little film called "Dragon Wars" AKA "D-War." Now of course I was aware that this was going to be terrible before I saw it, but you can just never quite pinpoint exactly how bad films like this will be. First off my dad had just rented this out of boredom. He felt it would be some dumb but fun entertainment and therefore I decided it might be worth a laugh and joined him as well, but man what a painful 90 minutes. Now I'm not going to go into too much detail but wow "D-War" is bad, I mean really bad, even bad enough for me to edit my 07' list (It isn't number one but it's up there.) Here's an explanation as to why I hated it as much as I did.

Starting off, one of the most annoying elements to "D-War" was it's script. With dialogue reminiscent of a 50's B-Movie and incredibly weak melodrama you'd wonder if the director is mentally disabled. Characters constantly change motivation, say obvious things out loud, are incredibly hollow and unrealistic and of course always take action before thinking. Let's as well not forget the incredibly long, boring and completely unimaginative back-story about ancient Korea, magical spirits and other ridiculous fantasy mumbo jumbo. (And how could you forget the plot holes as well) The acting was pretty weak and bland. (With the best performance coming from that guy who plays Daryl on "The Office") Robert Forster seems to be out of place as a reincarnated martial arts guru and wow it's really painful. Fortunately out of all of this, "D-War" is definitely a film that is so bad it's almost entertaining. Sometimes I found myself laughing out loud but other times I was bored out of my mind, It's not for the faint of heart.

So thanks a lot "D-War" thanks for showing us what can be considered as entertainment in our culture. Now hopefully they'll have learned their lesson... It's just so very, very sad. At least I can always rely on watching "Beyond Loch Ness" to ease the pain.

Line from Beyond Loch Ness
Tough Scientist Dude: It looks like an unknown species.
Young Guy: What kind of unknown species?

Fav albums of 07'

2008-01-07T16:04:00.000-08:00

I went back and updated this list, as I continually discover more and more albums I missed from 2007 and have now made this into a top ten. So here you have it, my favorite albums of 2007!

10. Tio Bitar - Dungen
Another psychedelic rock entry from Sweden's very own Dungen and it's pretty entertaining. Gustav Ejstes proves be a virtuoso of many instruments as he takes on everything from guitar, to bass, to drums, piano, flute and who knows what else. Not only this but Gustav has quite a knack for 60s inspired pop song-writing and complements this nicely with a pleasant voice. There are a handful of more whimsical slower pieces, but my favorite songs here tend to be the ones that rock. If there is one thing Dungen knows how to do, it's lay down a fatty jam to blow your mind. It's not quite the same quality as it's predecessor Ta Det Lugnt but it's an interesting continuation to what was accomplished on that album.

9. The Good, the Bad and the Queen - The Good, the Bad and the Queen
Rock musics latest supergroup has released an album that isn't your typical alternative fair. Blur front man Damon Albarn takes lead vocals and piano, with notable bassist of The Clash Paul Simonon takes what else but bass and backing vocals. Verve member Simon Tong takes the guitar role and notable Nigerian drummer Tony Allen takes care of percussion duties. I think it's interesting that four men of such different age groups can come together and make such a cohesive yet compelling product. The songs here basic but effective and make for a perfect representation of the hip British indie scene. Though all of this couldn't be possible without the strength of it's producer Danger Mouse. An interesting listen for even the casual Blur fan.

8. Because of the Times - Kings of Leon
Kings of Leon seem to further develop their talents as a band with every advancing album. Though I'm not sure I like the songs as much as on Aha Shake Heartbreak, KOL has expanded upon their original Southern Rock sound to create something entirely fresh.. And I can respect that. Caleb Followill's voice is one the most unique in rock today and with all the inventive riffs and progression, not to mention the sweet reverb washed back up vocals, this is a very enjoyable album. KOL takes from reggae, alternative and southern rock sounds to create a compelling arena rock collection. As long as this band always tries to keep things fresh I'll be keeping an eye out.

7. Icky Thump - The White Stripes
: A nice return to Jack White's riff heavy rock playing after the experimental Get Behind Me Satan. Icky Thump is probably the most cohesive White Stripes album I've heard yet. Jack White is probably one the most inventive and talented musicians of today and with his partner in crime Meg, is unstoppable when it comes to delivering the heavy doses of pure unadulterated rock. I get the feeling that Jack's time with the Raconteurs has led him to giving his music a fuller sound as Icky Thump seems to have more than just your typical guitar and drums on most tracks. Some of my favorite tunes here are the organ powered "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" and the bittersweet "A Martyr For My Love For You."

6. Under the Blacklight - Rilo Kiley
I was initially kind of embarrassed about embracing this album as I initially found it kind of cheesy, but you can't ignore the quality of Jenny Lewis' song writing. Some very catchy little melodies wrapped up in a package of bright pianos, Blake Sennett's intriguing guitar work and much much more. "Silver Lining" is pleasant pop number to open up the album and it's followed by ten other fun works. Some other highlights for me are the slow rocker "The Moneymaker" and especially the album's title track. This really isn't that hard to get into and is definitely one of the more talented acts on the indie circuit today.

5. Oracular Spectacular - MGMT
Released to the internet in October 2007, this New York Indie duo has already made their mark with their electronic stadium rock taking the radio by storm.. At least on "107.7 The End". Combining retro keyboards with driving rhythms MGMT have a sound that's out of this world and a lot of fun when you need to bob your head. "Time to Pretend" is an acid rock ballad that won't soon be forgotten while "Electric Feel" is as good as a tribute you could ever do to 70s funk music. "Kids" has become a favorite of the airwaves and definitely one of my favorite tracks with it's buzzy electronica feel. there psychedelic disposition doesn't always make for the most thrilling product but they aren't afraid to be experimental and it works for me.

4. The Black and White Album - The Hives
: The Hives deliver another fast paced, toe tappingly fun album with plenty of guitar driven rock/punk angst and a handful of other pleasant surprises. The Hives have been surprisingly consistent since their hit song "Hate to Say I Told You So" put them on the map. This band simply knows what their audience wants and hasn't sacrificed any creativity
or become repetitive to entertain. They make act like pompous rock pioneers on stage but on their albums they simply make great rock music. Their amount of energy is unrivaled on the alternative scene today and this album shows you why. Plus It's nice to seem them mixing it up with pianos and keyboards here and there and Pharrell produced two tracks. There really going out on a limb to be the best that they can be.

3. Yours Truly, Angry Mob - Kaiser Chiefs
: Though this came out last February, I actually didn't get around to hearing this until late November, but when I did immediately found a great liking for it. Yours Truly has surprisingly memorable songs with a nifty edge. This is kind of album that gets stuck in your head leaving you constantly humming this pure Brit Pop goodness. As a matter of fact Kaiser Chiefs are probably one the most notable modern acts to keep the Brit Pop genre alive. Some call them a Blur knockoff but this band has definitely found a trademark sound, that's only furthered with excellent song-writing and catchy hooks.

2. In Rainbows - Radiohead
: My first impressions were mixed but over time this atmospheric and melancholy album has won me over. I suppose one always has to prepare themselves for something new and different every time Radiohead releases an album. In Rainbows is at times bleak but no where near as bleak as it's predecessor Hail to the Thief and is ultimately a hauntingly beautiful work. There's a heavy amount of beat infused, percussion based jams and plenty of Johnny Greenwood's virtuoso guitar playing. Swirling melodies and excellent musicianship make this a must have for any Radiohead or Alternative music fan.

1. Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga - Spoon
: A very catchy and memorable work by Spoon. Britt Daniel proves to be quite an accomplished songwriter and front man. With his rough vocal delivery and at times minimal guitar work, he certainly proves to be a strong leader for this talented
four piece, busting through track after track of poppy brass infused indie rock. Just about every song has single potential and even the ones that don't are entirely unique pieces of rock music. I really respect how Spoon can accomplish so much with such a bare bones approach to a lot of the tracks. Sure there is brass but aside from that the drums, guitars, bass and pianos never over complicate themselves and always find a tight groove to work around. I could listen to this album over and over again and have. Really my only problem is that ghost song early on the album, but even that's not that bad, it's just not quite as good as the other stellar tracks.

At the Movies

2008-01-07T00:17:00.000-08:00

Well here it is, out of the 40 something movies I saw in 07' here are a list of my favorites and least favorites. From McLovin to Nobit they're all covered!

10. Grindhouse
: A highly unique theater going experience. With a notable cast of many, killer action, sharp dialogue and humor,
Grindhouse is the ultimate off-the-wall splatterfest. I feel sorry for anyone that didn't see this baby in theaters.

9. There Will Be Blood
: Daniel Day-Lewis shows us why he's one of the current greatest living actors in this bizarre period piece epic. It has it's flaws but P.T. Anderson's inventive directing and beautiful cinematography make for some highly unique film making. There WIll Be Blood really sticks with you.

8. Into the Wild
: A beautiful and touching epic journey with plenty of rich and colorful characters. The story of Christopher McCandless is a fascinating story of survival only perfected by the young talent of Emile Hirsch.

7. Knocked Up
: There's great sense of camaraderie within the cast in this smart, funny and sometimes raunchy Apatow production. It may not be the ideal romantic comedy, but you can't deny it still has heart and some great laughs. Perhaps a little long for a comedy but still one hell of a good time.

6. Ratatouille
: It's fun for the whole family with it's sincerity and cartoon humor. Pixar has set the bar for animated features surprisingly high and seldom disappoint. Carefully crafted with beautiful animation and imagination, yes Ratatouille is indeed a triumph!

5. Hot Fuzz
: Now I love Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright so when I heard about this I was thrilled. Luckily, it was everything I hoped for with plenty of zany situations and hardcore action! Sometimes you just got to let the British do what they do best.

4. Superbad
: Definitely the funniest flick of 07. Dirty, dirty stuff but it definitely has it's sweet side. Memorable with relatable characters and tons of great lines, semen database line anyone?

3. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
: I'll admit I was a little hesitant going into this one. I really wasn't sure whether I'd like the songs or not but hey, once it started, it was all good. Stephen Sondheim's music is fantastic. The songs have a strange dark charm and the gothic setting is breathtaking... Plus it's got blood and guts! Sweeney Todd won me over immediately.

2. Zodiac
: Probably a film some may have forgotten by now, but it's still stuck with me. A fascinating true crime story with some amazing digital scenery, a vintage rock soundtrack and it's fair share of eerie moments. I can't wait to pick up that director's cut dvd, considering it's reasonably priced.

1. No Country For Old Men
: Now this really blew my mind, definitely one of the best thrillers I've seen in years. An incredibly compelling atmosphere is created from this simple setting well complimented by thrilling violence and a great story. Javier Bardem is quite unsettling as the very memorable Anton Chigurh and Josh Brolin wins our hearts as a just an average joe tied up in some mess of drug deal. Thrills, chills and spills, if No Country For Old Men doesn't win best picture then the academy just has brain damage.

The Worst
1. Halloween - Insufferably annoying and painfully boring, Halloween is a disgrace to cinema.
2. Norbit - He just wasn't done making fun of fat people.
3. Dead SIlence - People being chased around by the ghost of a ventriloquist... Probably should of been a comedy.
4. D-War: The makers should be disgraced, a terrible script, incredibly stupid with incredibly flawed effects.
5. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters - Hardly even a movie, just a collection of weak jokes.
6. Epic Movie - So ridiculously bad that it's almost entertaining... NOT
7. Ghost Rider - Cheesy, laughable, and easily forgettable.
8. The Hitcher - Another one of those pointless remakes a bunch of flash but no substance.
9. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - Endlessly convuluted and confusing, didn't help that it was pretty long.
10. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - Ha, ha their supposed to be gay that's the joke, so that's what we get.